Joke jokes
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree?
don't leave me hanging.
Your mom is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
What do you call a selfie that is taken by an orphan?
Answer: A family photo.
I saw a Cuban prisoner. I asked, "Why are you running from the cops?" He said, "I'M FREE AT LAST!"
If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?
Big hands.
Even my school is making the jokes lmao
what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.
How do you get a light bulb horny? You turn it on!
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair coming out of a building on fire? Hot wheels.
Once I tried to tell my friend a joke about dead people... but it went six feet underground...
My only friend who actually cares: "Stop making suicide jokes, I’m really concerned!"
Me: Okay, I’ll cut it out.
What's a joke that an orphan has never heard before?
A dad joke.
What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks?
One is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.
I bought my blind friend a house on the edge of a cliff.
They died of happiness and a 30 story fall.
What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?
It's legal to get stoned.
Me: Have you seen the movie Constipation?
You: No.
Me: Because it hasn’t come out yet! ERMINER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mother, “Johnny, if you keep being this naughty, you’ll get kids who will be very naughty to you!”
Johnny, “Oh mom, you just betrayed yourself there, didn’t you?”
I ran into a dwarf and he said: "Well, I’m not Happy."
Then which one are you?
I was going to make a chemistry joke. But it looks like I won’t get a reaction :)
It's not rape if she doesn't say no.
Two options: - Chloroform. - Duct Tape.
Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his Whopper.