Joke jokes
What did Stephen Hawking see before he died?
The blue screen of death.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “Dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
What do you call a nine year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Knock knock!!
Who's there??
Dishwasher!!
Dishwasher who??
Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!
How many times was Bin Laden shot?
911 times.
What does a bullied kid say during a game of Kahoot?
"I'd like to Kahoot up this school."
What’s black and white and dead all over? My Chemical Romance.
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
First human comes.
Sans: That was pun intended.
What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha
Friend: Name one gay person off the top of your head.
Me: Me.
What do you call it when two Mexicans fight?
Juan on Juan.
What's the difference between parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back from the store with milk.
I was making holy water, and my girlfriend walked in, saying, "What are you doing?"
I said, "Making holy water."
She said, "How are you making holy water?"
I'm boiling the hell out of it.
What did buttholes say after taking a dump?
Buttholes say what a good diarrhea dump.
This is not a joke, it's a warning!
You guys are stupid. I am an orphan, and you better stop doing these. BTW, if you are an orphan, put it in the comments and say that it's not funny!
What did the dirt say to the embers?
You look smoking hot.
Why couldn't the man get out of the maize maze?
He got corn-ered!
Can February march?
No, but April may.