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Blind guy

So, a blind guy is sitting on a park bench with his seeing eye dog right beside him. Suddenly, his seeing eye dog cocks his leg and pisses all over the blind guy's leg. So the blind guy gives the dog a treat.

A man taking a walk saw the entire thing and said to the blind man, "That is the most charitable thing I’ve ever seen, your dog deliberately pissed on you and here you are giving him a dog biscuit." The blind man says, "Oh it’s not what you think, I’m just trying to find his head so I can kick him in the ass."

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    • Place

    Person: I broke my arm in three places.

    Doctor: Well, don't go to those three places then.

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    Joke memes

    Bear

    So here's the joke. A bear walks into a bar and sits down and then....then..........then................................zzzz

    Name

    Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!

    "My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"

    I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.

    Rapist

    Why do rapists and pedophiles never win a race?

    Because they always like to come in a little behind.

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    • Friend

    Remember what one of my gay friends told me: it's only cannibalism if you swallow.

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    • Morbid humor

    what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?

    dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.

    morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.

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    • Incest

    What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?

    I don't know.

    Neither do I, but it runs in the family.

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    • Single

    I once told Siri, "Hey Siri, why am I still single?" She opened the front camera.

    Helen Keller

    How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

    They put doorknobs on a wall and said, "Open the door."

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    • Skeleton

    Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

    Because he didn't have the guts to do it.