What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter, it won’t come to you.
Joke Jokes
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
What do you tell a depressed person?
Just hang in there!
What do you call Adolf Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts.
Feminists are a joke.
Two wind turbines were standing on a hill.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The other one says, "I'm a big metal fan."
What do you call a selfie that is taken by an orphan?
Answer: A family photo.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quickly Robin, to the Batmobile!"
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree?
don't leave me hanging.
Your mom is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
I was happy for once, and my family was happy I was happy, but that all changed when they found out I was thinking about bridges and humans.
Q: Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
I was going to tell my dad a joke, but he still hasn't come back with the milk yet.
I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before kicking the bucket: "Hey, wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?"
