Joke jokes
What did the big rose say to the little rose?
"Hi, bud!"
I'm ashamed to admit feeling proud of the rape joke I posted and what went on between me and your mum.
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
I would make a dad joke, but I don't have a dad to joke about.
School. School is a slavery joke and a Nazi joke combined.
I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.
Dad, there was one day I was playing jump rope with a pig, and then I made pulled pork out of him.
Son, he is dinner.
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. 😁
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"
What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?
A: Garry Glitter's boots.
If there is a guy in a wheelchair and he is a bully, say, "I’m still standing."
What's black and red/read all over? A baby skunk with a bad case of diaper rash!
Why did the blonde run outside naked?
She thought the steam was a gas leak.
Sans, why did you buy that pillow? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, grhrh. Sans, you f**k! You wake the f**k up! Frisk comes to the room and ./. You tell Papyrus what happened. Hhhuh, human, heeheheheh. Sans didn't pick up his sock, so I punish him. Sans egjf.
Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”
I didn’t know if she was anorexic or not, so I tossed her an onion ring to see if she would eat it or use it as a hula hoop.
To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him.
“Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.”
“Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls,” replies the nun. “I didn't want to get drafted either.”
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He forgot his eggs.
What’s the worst thing about being suicidal?
The school shooter will always spare you.