Joke jokes

Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.

What's the best thing about an abortion joke??

No one gets offended.

My friend told me my wrist wasn't a cutting board. So I asked her if hers was at all, and if I could borrow it.

What is a gay person’s favourite meal?

Willy con carne.

I once told Siri, "Hey Siri, why am I still single?" She opened the front camera.

I don't like 9/11 jokes, they tend to crash and burn.

What place has more boys than the Catholic Church? Michael Jackson's bedroom.

So here's the joke. A bear walks into a bar and sits down and then....then..........then................................zzzz

Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!

"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"

I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.

Why do rapists and pedophiles never win a race?

Because they always like to come in a little behind.

What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?

I don't know.

Neither do I, but it runs in the family.

Remember what one of my gay friends told me: it's only cannibalism if you swallow.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They put doorknobs on a wall and said, "Open the door."

There is nothing funnier than my life. (Evan 2020)

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because he didn't have the guts to do it.

Why didn’t the bike stand on its own?

It was too tired.

Person: I broke my arm in three places.

Doctor: Well, don't go to those three places then.

What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Mom: Quit making suicidal jokes!

Me: Don't worry, it will all be over soon, Mom!

Mom: ❓❓❓

I tried to high-five my emo friend, but he just left me hanging.