Joke jokes
Dark jokes are just like water.
Not everybody gets it.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
What did the orphan say to his father?
Nothing, he doesn't have one.
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th grade. Which one is the sexiest?
The blonde, because she’s the only one who’s 18.
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
When Chuck Norris breaks a mirror, the mirror gets 7 years of bad luck.
I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.
Two WiFi routers got married. The ceremony was OK, but the reception was amazing.
I was at a funeral and told a joke, and my sister said, "I'm dead." So I said, "That's what she said."
Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle?
Son: Why?
Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.
Hey, look, it's that "TRAINS gender" guy. He says, "I like trains." Uh oh!
What is tall when it's young but short when it's old?
A candle or a pencil!
Bro wtf is all this!?
Like fr tho none of this be funny... messed up af to joke abt sum shii that ppl go thru.
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
Best way to do it.
This is a joke. Laugh now or else.
I hate you—if you look at the first letters of the words, you'll know what I mean.
Interfischl
Happy
Apple
Tea
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Guy is at athletic meet. Asks guy if he is a pole vaulter.
He replies, "No I am German and how did you know my name was Walter?"
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.