Joke jokes
Oh, my fat joke offended you? Which one of your chins did I hurt?
Why was Hitler bad at math?
He could only count to nein.
I would make a rape joke, but I'd have to force it down your throat.
Doctor: "You're as healthy as a horse!"
Jimmy: "That's great!"
Doctor: "A horse with cancer."
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
Memes
What's sad and has no life? The person reading this.
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?
You nail its other hand to the ground.
What's the difference between necrophilia and a choking fetish? 15 seconds.
I was about to say an African joke, but it was too dry.
Why can't you kill a depressed person?
Because they are already dead inside.
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's joking.
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind.
Knock knock Who’s there? Not Sally.
So, a few hours ago my friend said I need to CUT it out with the s/h jokes... like... it's really not that deep?
What did Hitler feel about all the jokes about him? Führereous.
What starts with “M” and ends with “arriage”?
Miscarriage.
What do you call a cow that was hit by an anvil? A flat iron steak.
Q: Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?
A: Because it was too tired!! 😴😴😴
What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
What's red and really bad for your teeth? A brick.
What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa? One stops at the top of the skyscraper.