Joke jokes
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it was stuck in a crack.
What do you call a toothless bear?
A gummy bear.
Another Nazi joke.
Did Nazi that coming?
Did Jew?
Why did the Dad cross the road?
To get the milk.
What did the hairdresser say to the power line?
"Want a power cut?"
I told a blonde she needed gas for her car, and she farted into the gas tank.
Kate ate food coloring last night. She said she was dying inside.
You know you trip and fall. Here is the funny joke: Did you have a nice trip?
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You're my closet confidant!"
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"9/11."
"9/11 who?"
"You said you'd never forget!"
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
Teacher: Describe Ukraine history in 3 words?
Student: Ukraine is history!
What do you get when you cross a stick and a dog? A run away joke...
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
What’s the hardest part to eat on a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
Y'all wanna hear a joke? My life.
If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
These jokes are darker than the list of victims dead from cops.