Joke jokes
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
I don't like 9/11 jokes, they tend to crash and burn.
what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.
What's the best thing about an abortion joke??
No one gets offended.
What do you call a whore with a runny nose?
...Full!
What starts with “M” and ends with “arriage”?
Miscarriage.
What's red and really bad for your teeth? A brick.
Why can't you kill a depressed person?
Because they are already dead inside.
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's joking.
I was about to say an African joke, but it was too dry.
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
Other person: Yes.
Sorry, I'm still working on it! 😅
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They put doorknobs on a wall and said, "Open the door."
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind.
Knock knock Who’s there? Not Sally.
Q: Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?
A: Because it was too tired!! 😴😴😴
Remember what one of my gay friends told me: it's only cannibalism if you swallow.
I forgot the joke.
Did anyone get my joke? It probably flew over your heads, oops I meant through.
What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg?
Eileen.
What's the hardest part of riding a scooter?
Telling your parents you are gay.
What do you call a gay threesome?
A Sloppy Joe.