Joke jokes
Doctor: "You're as healthy as a horse!"
Jimmy: "That's great!"
Doctor: "A horse with cancer."
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?
You nail its other hand to the ground.
So, is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable?
I don't like 9/11 jokes, they tend to crash and burn.
what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
So here's the joke. A bear walks into a bar and sits down and then....then..........then................................zzzz
Why do rapists and pedophiles never win a race?
Because they always like to come in a little behind.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Apaches.
Apaches who?
Apaches on your eye.
I entered 10 puns into a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.
What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
Remember what one of my gay friends told me: it's only cannibalism if you swallow.
What starts with “M” and ends with “arriage”?
Miscarriage.
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind.
Knock knock Who’s there? Not Sally.
Why can't you kill a depressed person?
Because they are already dead inside.
I was about to say an African joke, but it was too dry.
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's joking.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They put doorknobs on a wall and said, "Open the door."
Q: Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?
A: Because it was too tired!! 😴😴😴
What do you call a whore with a runny nose?
...Full!