Joke jokes
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer couldn't find it.
How do you make a pool table laugh? Tickle its balls.
What did the Indian boy say to his mother as he left for school? -- "Mumbai!"
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be 10 babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be one baby in ten trashcans.
This girl came to me and said, "I got raped in my sleep!"
I replied, "I done it as a joke."
-April 1, 2020
What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave? A microwave doesn't brown your meat.
What's the difference between an onion and a hooker?
I cry when I chop up onions.
How did Reese eat her cereal? - Witherspoon!
A horse walks into a bar. Several people get up and leave, realizing the potential danger in the situation.
The more people who like to eat Tide Pods, the less idiots we have in the world. 😁
Why did Helen Keller ride a broken roller coaster?
She didn't see anything wrong with it.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
What is Al-Qaeda's favorite football team? The New York Jets.
Me: I got kicked out of the library the other day.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because I put the women rights book in the fiction section.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
Why does a movie set say "break a leg"? Because they have a cast.
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
What do you call a skeleton with no friends? Bonely.
Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))
And slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^