Joke jokes
How did Reese eat her cereal? - Witherspoon!
What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave? A microwave doesn't brown your meat.
A horse walks into a bar. Several people get up and leave, realizing the potential danger in the situation.
The more people who like to eat Tide Pods, the less idiots we have in the world. 😁
Why did Helen Keller ride a broken roller coaster?
She didn't see anything wrong with it.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
What did the Indian boy say to his mother as he left for school? -- "Mumbai!"
What is Al-Qaeda's favorite football team? The New York Jets.
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
Why does a movie set say "break a leg"? Because they have a cast.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
What do you call a skeleton with no friends? Bonely.
Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))
And slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^
What do you call a 3-sum with a girl with AIDS?
Nut in the butt.
What does one math book say to the other? -- "Don't bother me. I've got my own problems!"
An apple a day can do so much more than keep the doctor away... it can keep ANYONE away.
if you throw it hard enough.
You wanna know who didn't kick the bucket? Stephen Hawking didn't; nor did he bite the dust.
Three guys are in the woods, a really smart guy, an average guy, and a really dumb guy. They're bored, so the smart guy decides to go hunting. A little while later he comes back with a deer. The average guy asks, "How did you do that?" The really smart guy says, "I see deer tracks, I follow deer tracks, I see deer, I shoot deer." The average guy says, "I think I understand," and leaves. A little bit later he comes back with a raccoon. The really dumb guy goes *gasp*, "How did you do that!?" And the average looks at him funny and says, "Well, I see raccoon tracks, I follow raccoon tracks, I see raccoon, I shoot raccoon." The super dumb guy thinks for a second and says, "Oooohh, ok, I think I can do that..." and leaves.
Hours pass, and the guy finally returns, hurt, bloody, and horribly mangled. They run to help him. Finally, one of the guys asks him what happened. This is what he said: "I see train tracks, I follow train tracks, I see train, I shoot train. But train keep coming."