Joke jokes
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
What is Al-Qaeda's favorite football team? The New York Jets.
Why does a movie set say "break a leg"? Because they have a cast.
Memes
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Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
What does one math book say to the other? -- "Don't bother me. I've got my own problems!"
An apple a day can do so much more than keep the doctor away... it can keep ANYONE away.
if you throw it hard enough.
What do you call a 3-sum with a girl with AIDS?
Nut in the butt.
You wanna know who didn't kick the bucket? Stephen Hawking didn't; nor did he bite the dust.
What did the Indian boy say to his mother as he left for school? -- "Mumbai!"
Do you know the TV show "Naked and Afraid?" Well, that's what my grandpa and I played when I was young.
Where was Moses when the lights went out? - In the dark!
Are you a toaster? Because I want to take a bath with you.
Yo, your hairline over here lookin' like the Nile River.
Dark humor is just like water,
some people get it, some people don't.
Kid: "Hey, are you an orphan?"
Friend: "Yeah, but you are too."
Kid: "At least my parents wanted me."
Emo girls be like: How much am I worth...
Girl, scan the code on your wrist!
How did the cow break up with the other cow? He said he moo-ved on.