Joke jokes
Why does a movie set say "break a leg"? Because they have a cast.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a skeleton with no friends? Bonely.
Memes
Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))
And slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^
What do you call a 3-sum with a girl with AIDS?
Nut in the butt.
An apple a day can do so much more than keep the doctor away... it can keep ANYONE away.
if you throw it hard enough.
What does one math book say to the other? -- "Don't bother me. I've got my own problems!"
You wanna know who didn't kick the bucket? Stephen Hawking didn't; nor did he bite the dust.
What do you call a gay kid that killed himself?
A byebyesexual.
What instrument do a pair of sheep play? The two-baaaa.
How did the cow break up with the other cow? He said he moo-ved on.
Where was Moses when the lights went out? - In the dark!
Dark humor is just like water,
some people get it, some people don't.
Yo, your hairline over here lookin' like the Nile River.
Do you know the TV show "Naked and Afraid?" Well, that's what my grandpa and I played when I was young.
Emo girls be like: How much am I worth...
Girl, scan the code on your wrist!
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
"Here Comes The Airplane!"
Are you a toaster? Because I want to take a bath with you.