Joke jokes
Friend: Stop with the self harm jokes, they're not funny.
Me: It's not that deep. I'll cut it out.
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?
They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's sign M.
9/11 jokes are the bomb.
After a suicide joke say, "Don't leave me hanging, or I'll cut it out."
How many hookers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, cause they'll screw anything.
What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?
I don't know! I don't care!
Teacher: "I was an orphan when I was a kid."
Students: "oof"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Yeah, your parents."
Why do animals in polar regions have thick fur? Because they don't have a barber! 🤣 🤣 🤣
A grasshopper jumps into a bar.
The bartender says, "We've got a drink named after you."
The grasshopper says, "Seriously? Why would you name a drink Callum?"
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts.
Question: Why did the blonde get excited after finishing a puzzle in 5 months?
Answer: The box said 3-5 years!
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What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."
It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.
This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.
What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
The Grim Sweeper.
Why did the skeleton want a friend? He was feeling bonely.
Give a blind kid a torch and tell him it's a hairdryer.