Joke jokes
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This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.
I realized that a really bad joke and my life are the exact same thing.
What did the panther say at the Poker Party? "I would be lion if I said I was a cheetah."
Me: Stepping on a scale to weigh myself.
Everyone else in the minefield...
Alyas' dad died, that's comedy. Something not funny is like BLM.
What's an astronaut's favorite candy? A Milky Way!
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the gay (guys/girls) house.
(Wait awhile) then ask “knock knock?” Other person says “Who’s there?”
A: The chicken.
bully: "Your life's a joke."
me: "My life's not a joke, jokes have meaning."
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?
A DEPPression.
(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke).
Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
How many hookers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, cause they'll screw anything.
what do you call a flat road named after George Floyd?
Flat neck road.
What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?
Some people don’t pick it.
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's sign M.
During a discussion at Sunday school, a nun asks the children what they think God takes you by when you die. A kid responds, "I think God takes you by your feet, because once I walked into my parents' room and my mom's feet were in the air and she was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!!!"
This girl came to me and said, "I got raped in my sleep!"
I replied, "I done it as a joke."
-April 1, 2020
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be 10 babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be one baby in ten trashcans.
What's the difference between an onion and a hooker?
I cry when I chop up onions.