Joke jokes

What's the difference between an onion and a hooker?

I cry when I chop up onions.

How did Reese eat her cereal? - Witherspoon!

This page could use more "butt quack" jokes.

People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.

The more people who like to eat Tide Pods, the less idiots we have in the world. 😁

What do a coin and an Irish man have in common?

They're both fun to flip off.

Why did Helen Keller ride a broken roller coaster?

She didn't see anything wrong with it.

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.

What do you call a plane with no wings? Sally.

My cock was in the book of world records...

The librarian told me to take it out.

What is Al-Qaeda's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?

My dick.

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

Because dad never came back with the milk.

Why does a movie set say "break a leg"? Because they have a cast.

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.

I was hit on by President Kennedy, too bad I shot him down.

What does one math book say to the other? -- "Don't bother me. I've got my own problems!"

What do you call a 3-sum with a girl with AIDS?

Nut in the butt.

What do kids and drugs have in common? I sell both of them.