Joke jokes
what do you call a flat road named after George Floyd?
Flat neck road.
Friend: "UR LIT BRO!!"
Me: "That's what my sleeve said to my arm."
It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.
Can we stop talking about 9/11? My dad died, man, but he was a good pilot.
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?
They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.
My friend was feeling low today, so I went up to her and said, "You know, I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life." I don't think she likes me now.
What do a relationship and suicidal thought have in common? They’ll both end soon.
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer couldn't find it.
9/11 jokes are the bomb.
This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.
Give a blind kid a torch and tell him it's a hairdryer.
Why do animals in polar regions have thick fur? Because they don't have a barber! 🤣 🤣 🤣
Teacher: "I was an orphan when I was a kid."
Students: "oof"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Yeah, your parents."
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?
A DEPPression.
(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke).
Question: Why did the blonde get excited after finishing a puzzle in 5 months?
Answer: The box said 3-5 years!
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I realized that a really bad joke and my life are the exact same thing.
What did the panther say at the Poker Party? "I would be lion if I said I was a cheetah."
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the gay (guys/girls) house.
(Wait awhile) then ask “knock knock?” Other person says “Who’s there?”
A: The chicken.