Joke jokes
Who was purple and wanted to rule the world?
Alexander the Grape.
When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm, and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.
What is the smartest month?
April - No one can fool it.
What cow can part water? Mooses.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Did you hear the joke about the butter?
What is it?
I can’t tell you, you’ll spread it.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello on the other side.
Me: I look up to you.
Friend: Wow, thanks!
Me: But in general cuz your so tall.
I will always remember my grandfather's last words: "I'll just check if it's poisonous."
Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.
Where did Sarah go after the bombing?
Everywhere. 💀
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Heads and Shoulders?
What's the difference between you and a fridge? The fridge doesn't moan when I put my meat in.
At the restaurant, the waitress starts flirting with me. "She must have COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "'Cause she clearly has no taste." She responded.
My mom told me a joke she made 13 years ago, but she didn't tell me what it was... Anyways, I'm turning 14 next month.
Did you hear about the kidnapping? Yeah, he woke up.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store.
I said to him: "I don't think they have what you're looking for, sir."
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
Why didn't the koala make the finals? It got diskoalafied.