Joke jokes
What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter.
What makes an ISIS joke funny?
The execution.
Where did Sarah go after the bombing?
Everywhere. 💀
What's the difference between you and a fridge? The fridge doesn't moan when I put my meat in.
At the restaurant, the waitress starts flirting with me. "She must have COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "'Cause she clearly has no taste." She responded.
“I’m a woman trapped in a man’s body” = you’re a weak man who was blindly brainwashed into being a woke joke.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Heads and Shoulders?
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store.
I said to him: "I don't think they have what you're looking for, sir."
Did you hear about the kidnapping? Yeah, he woke up.
My mom told me a joke she made 13 years ago, but she didn't tell me what it was... Anyways, I'm turning 14 next month.
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
Why didn't the koala make the finals? It got diskoalafied.
Slapped cheese on my white friend, told him I like cheese on my crackers.
Kid: "Hey, are you an orphan?"
Friend: "Yeah, but you are too."
Kid: "At least my parents wanted me."
I went to my boss's funeral and knelt down to his coffin and whispered, "Whose late now?"
So 6 is scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?
The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!
My therapist said: "Time heals all wounds."
I shot her, now we wait.
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?
A. System of a Down's syndrome.