Joke jokes
Wanna hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy! 😅
Little Johnny walked into an ice cream shop and asked: "Do you have chocolate filled ice cream?"
The man replies: "We are out of that, sorry, we are almost out of every single flavor, do you want me to get you a vanilla filled one?"
Johnny replies: "Sure."
After that, the man asks for Johnny's phone and goes to back of the store. 5 minutes later, the man comes with an ice cream and Johnny's phone.
Johnny asks: "How much for the ice cream?"
The man replies: "Nothing, it's on the house."
After Johnny ate his delicious ice cream, he searched for his watch history. And then Johnny realized the flavor of the ice cream.
I'd tell a child abuse joke, but I forget the punchline.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)
Me: Do you take milk before cereal, or cereal before milk?
The adult person I asked: Cereal?
Me: I take the bowl first! What do you do? Do you just pour everything on the table and then eat it?
The person: Yes.
Me: WHAT?!!!??!!
“I’m a woman trapped in a man’s body” = you’re a weak man who was blindly brainwashed into being a woke joke.
"Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind—it's tearable."
What is black and long?
A line at KFC.
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some STREET KNOWLEDGE on the other side.
Hey guys, how was your day?
If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.
I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT?
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Well, there are 69 in my basement, and it's still dark.
How do you keep a moron in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow!
Me: I'ma sign up to be a clown.
My friend: Why?
Me: Because my life is a joke. 😂
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.
What do you call a disabled kid on fire?
Hot wheels.