Joke jokes
I broke up with my ex girlfriend. Here's her number.
Sike, that's the wrong number!
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How does Helen Keller say "dad?"
I don’t know, but you should ask her... wait, never mind, she can’t talk.
I think I found the worst joke in life. For me, it's that I have always been unwanted and alone for my whole life, and I've never even been in a relationship with anyone, and I'm 31 years old, and I also know that deep down, I'm always going to be alone and unhappy. All I get out of life is seeing everyone else with someone and knowing it will never happen for me. I think that's the worst joke I can think of... LIFE.
Still living when you know you'll never find someone to be with.
I apologize with the wording to this; it's another thing I am a failure at.
Feel free to comment.
What’s red, nine inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?
Her abortion.
What is the useless skin around the vagina called?
The woman.
Trump.
Get it because Trump is a joke hahaha, I am sooo bad!
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
Q: What’s the difference between a priest and McDonald’s?
A: Nothing! They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.
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59009 flip it backwards on your calculator... it = boobs!
What did Caesar’s cat say to him?
Nothing. Cats don’t talk.
Three people having sex is a threesome; two people is a twosome. So next time someone calls you "handsome," don't take it as a compliment.
What's the best way to get ten babies in a bowl?
A blender.
What's the best way to get them out?
A blender.
I bought an anti-bullying wristband. I say I bought it; I stole it off a fat ginger kid.
What did the snake say to the mouse? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Why did Sally get a black eye?
She tried to play patty cake!
Have you ever had Ethiopian food??
Neither have they.
What's the difference between a spare tire and dead hookers? I don't have 8 spare tires in my trunk.
Where are people sent to die?
Ross Hall academy.
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