Joke jokes
What's a skeleton's favorite meme?
Ken Bone.
A bully chokes me. I simply say, "Joke's on you, I like being choked!"
What do you call an ear that's dead? Deaf. Hahaha! Oh wait...
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never grow old.
Why was the Milky Way remembered...
Because it's... DELICIOUS!
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the street?
Because it got stuck in a crack :)
What do you call a fish that has a dick?
Moby Dickkkkk!
I don’t have a joke but a poem about a sex/dark joke.
Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream!
I like this joke.
Why are all these pathetic jokes about school shootings?😒 You all are so fucking pathetic... Humanity is officially gone, stupid bitches...
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.
All right, I know one joke. Um, there's a mollusk, see? And he walks up to a sea...
Well, he doesn't walk up, he swims up.
Well, actually, the mollusk isn't moving, he's in one place.
And then the sea cucumber, well, they... I mixed up.
There was a mollusk and a sea cucumber. None of them were walking, so forget that...
There was this mollusk and he walks up to a sea cucumber. Normally they don't talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke, everyone talks.
So just then, the sea cucumber looks over to the mollusk and says, "With fronds like these, who needs anemones?"
Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!
UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!
Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!
Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."
Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.
Let's not make any more Indian jokes. All your jokes are trash. Please stop.
You know you're high when you hold all your pineapples hostage and yell, "SpongeBob, I know you're in there!"
I broke up with my ex girlfriend. Here's her number.
Sike, that's the wrong number!
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What kind of knight puts dumb jokes on the internet?
You!
Q. What do you get if you put hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. Hot cross bunnies!
How does Helen Keller say "dad?"
I don’t know, but you should ask her... wait, never mind, she can’t talk.
Why is Uranus so big? Because you discovered it.