Joke

Joke jokes

Hooker

What's the difference between a spare tire and dead hookers? I don't have 8 spare tires in my trunk.

Cat

What did Caesar’s cat say to him?

Nothing. Cats don’t talk.

Eye

Why did Sally get a black eye?

She tried to play patty cake!

Blender

What's the best way to get ten babies in a bowl?

A blender.

What's the best way to get them out?

A blender.

Weed

Two to the one from the one to the three, I like good pussy and I like good trees, Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe, And I get more ass than a toilet seat.

Three to the one from the one to the three, I met a bad bitch last night in the D, Let me tell you how I made her leave with me, Conversation and Hennessey.

I've been to the motherfuckin' mountain top, Heard motherfuckers talk, seen and dropped, If I ain't got a weapon I'ma pick up a rock, And when I bust yo ass I'ma continue to rock.

Getcha ass of the wall with your two left feet, It's real easy just follow the beat, Don't let that fine girl pass you by, Look real close 'cause strobe lights blind.

Money

What do you call a person that inherits a lot of money?

A millionheir.

Baby

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them, with fuck.

Channel

This is the biggest joke ever - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5j-BH_WdBXdzeoOdG2v2dA

Priest

What do McDonalds and priests both do?

They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.

Hurry

Why was the German in a hurry?

Because he was Rush-ian to get to work.