Joke jokes
What's the difference between a spare tire and dead hookers? I don't have 8 spare tires in my trunk.
I bought an anti-bullying wristband. I say I bought it; I stole it off a fat ginger kid.
What did the snake say to the mouse? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Dad, sad, bad, rad, nad, tad, glad, clad, plaid, had.
What did Caesar’s cat say to him?
Nothing. Cats don’t talk.
A blind comedian walks into a room, or did he? Dun, dun, dun!
Why did Sally get a black eye?
She tried to play patty cake!
Where are people sent to die?
Ross Hall academy.
What's the best way to get ten babies in a bowl?
A blender.
What's the best way to get them out?
A blender.
59009 flip it backwards on your calculator... it = boobs!
Two to the one from the one to the three, I like good pussy and I like good trees, Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe, And I get more ass than a toilet seat.
Three to the one from the one to the three, I met a bad bitch last night in the D, Let me tell you how I made her leave with me, Conversation and Hennessey.
I've been to the motherfuckin' mountain top, Heard motherfuckers talk, seen and dropped, If I ain't got a weapon I'ma pick up a rock, And when I bust yo ass I'ma continue to rock.
Getcha ass of the wall with your two left feet, It's real easy just follow the beat, Don't let that fine girl pass you by, Look real close 'cause strobe lights blind.
What do you call a person that inherits a lot of money?
A millionheir.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them, with fuck.
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What do McDonalds and priests both do?
They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.
The joke is this website.
If you want a joke, look at yourself in the mirror!
What's the hardest part of eating vegetables?
The wheelchair.
Why was the German in a hurry?
Because he was Rush-ian to get to work.
Hi, what's your name?
I don't know, I'm disabled.