Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
Joke Jokes
What did the snake say to the mouse? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I bought an anti-bullying wristband. I say I bought it; I stole it off a fat ginger kid.
Why did Sally get a black eye?
She tried to play patty cake!
She was only a potato chip manufacturer's daughter--but she was Frito-Lay!
Have you ever had Ethiopian food??
Neither have they.
What's the difference between a spare tire and dead hookers? I don't have 8 spare tires in my trunk.
What did Caesar’s cat say to him?
Nothing. Cats don’t talk.
A blind comedian walks into a room, or did he? Dun, dun, dun!
What's the best way to get ten babies in a bowl?
A blender.
What's the best way to get them out?
A blender.
Where are people sent to die?
Ross Hall academy.
Three people having sex is a threesome; two people is a twosome. So next time someone calls you "handsome," don't take it as a compliment.
59009 flip it backwards on your calculator... it = boobs!
Dad, sad, bad, rad, nad, tad, glad, clad, plaid, had.
Adding a "gl" in front of "camping" doesn't make it any better.
If you add a "gl" in front of "Adolf Hitler," it doesn't make him a great guy.
Two to the one from the one to the three, I like good pussy and I like good trees, Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe, And I get more ass than a toilet seat.
Three to the one from the one to the three, I met a bad bitch last night in the D, Let me tell you how I made her leave with me, Conversation and Hennessey.
I've been to the motherfuckin' mountain top, Heard motherfuckers talk, seen and dropped, If I ain't got a weapon I'ma pick up a rock, And when I bust yo ass I'ma continue to rock.
Getcha ass of the wall with your two left feet, It's real easy just follow the beat, Don't let that fine girl pass you by, Look real close 'cause strobe lights blind.
What do you call a person that inherits a lot of money?
A millionheir.
The joke is this website.
What do McDonalds and priests both do?
They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them, with fuck.
