Joke jokes
Why is Uranus so big? Because you discovered it.
Q. What do you get if you put hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. Hot cross bunnies!
How does Helen Keller say "dad?"
I don’t know, but you should ask her... wait, never mind, she can’t talk.
I think I found the worst joke in life. For me, it's that I have always been unwanted and alone for my whole life, and I've never even been in a relationship with anyone, and I'm 31 years old, and I also know that deep down, I'm always going to be alone and unhappy. All I get out of life is seeing everyone else with someone and knowing it will never happen for me. I think that's the worst joke I can think of... LIFE.
Still living when you know you'll never find someone to be with.
I apologize with the wording to this; it's another thing I am a failure at.
Feel free to comment.
What is the useless skin around the vagina called?
The woman.
What’s red, nine inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?
Her abortion.
Trump.
Get it because Trump is a joke hahaha, I am sooo bad!
At what speed is the curry going at?
In a hurry to the curry, man!
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
What did the snake say to the mouse? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I bought an anti-bullying wristband. I say I bought it; I stole it off a fat ginger kid.
Why did Sally get a black eye?
She tried to play patty cake!
She was only a potato chip manufacturer's daughter--but she was Frito-Lay!
Have you ever had Ethiopian food??
Neither have they.
What's the difference between a spare tire and dead hookers? I don't have 8 spare tires in my trunk.
What did Caesar’s cat say to him?
Nothing. Cats don’t talk.
A blind comedian walks into a room, or did he? Dun, dun, dun!
What's the best way to get ten babies in a bowl?
A blender.
What's the best way to get them out?
A blender.
Where are people sent to die?
Ross Hall academy.
Three people having sex is a threesome; two people is a twosome. So next time someone calls you "handsome," don't take it as a compliment.