Joke jokes
Rape jokes aren't funny.
A blond, a brunette, and a redhead walked into a bar. The bartender told them there was a magic mirror in the bathroom. He said that if you spoke the truth in front of the mirror, you would have your greatest desires, but if you told a lie, you would disappear.
The redhead said that she was the prettiest girl in the bar, and she walked out of the bathroom, and she got a thousand dollars. The brunette walked in and said she was the smartest one in the bar. She walked out of the bar with a new car. The blonde went in, she said, "I think..." poof, she was gone.
What do you call an ear that's dead? Deaf. Hahaha! Oh wait...
What do you call a fish that has a dick?
Moby Dickkkkk!
Why was the Milky Way remembered...
Because it's... DELICIOUS!
I don’t have a joke but a poem about a sex/dark joke.
Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream!
I like this joke.
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never grow old.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the street?
Because it got stuck in a crack :)
Like this.
Why are all these pathetic jokes about school shootings?😒 You all are so fucking pathetic... Humanity is officially gone, stupid bitches...
What's a skeleton's favorite meme?
Ken Bone.
A bully chokes me. I simply say, "Joke's on you, I like being choked!"
All right, I know one joke. Um, there's a mollusk, see? And he walks up to a sea...
Well, he doesn't walk up, he swims up.
Well, actually, the mollusk isn't moving, he's in one place.
And then the sea cucumber, well, they... I mixed up.
There was a mollusk and a sea cucumber. None of them were walking, so forget that...
There was this mollusk and he walks up to a sea cucumber. Normally they don't talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke, everyone talks.
So just then, the sea cucumber looks over to the mollusk and says, "With fronds like these, who needs anemones?"
Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!
UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!
Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!
Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."
Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.
Let's not make any more Indian jokes. All your jokes are trash. Please stop.
What kind of knight puts dumb jokes on the internet?
You!
Why is Uranus so big? Because you discovered it.
Q. What do you get if you put hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. Hot cross bunnies!
You know you're high when you hold all your pineapples hostage and yell, "SpongeBob, I know you're in there!"