Joke

Joke jokes

Abortion

Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.

But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.

Grandfather

My grandfather says I'm too reliant on technology, so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

Boy

Someone telling a joke:

Boy: "My parents are dead."

Girl: "My grandad is too."

Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"

Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"

Autism

How do you know someone is autistic?

They get stuck in a loop very often.

People

People who torture others for making bad puns should be severely punished.

Stranger

Stranger: Knock knock.

Person: Who's there?

Stranger: Sugma.

Person: Sugma who?

Stranger: Sugma balls, kid!

Fence

What time is it when a cow sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence!

Puppy

Dark Jokes R Like Puppies:

Once they come out they are trash, but once it starts to get older, that’s when it’s noticed, but when it gets too old, you either proclaim it dead or never talk about it.

(I would never do that though I love puppies)

Baby

What's the difference between the baby I just killed and Isaac Newton?

Isaac Newton died a virgin.

Priest

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar.

The bartender looks at them and says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Orphan

What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?

Answer: Who cares?