Joke jokes
What's the best way to get ten babies in a bowl?
A blender.
What's the best way to get them out?
A blender.
59009 flip it backwards on your calculator... it = boobs!
Have you ever had Ethiopian food??
Neither have they.
Where are people sent to die?
Ross Hall academy.
Dad, sad, bad, rad, nad, tad, glad, clad, plaid, had.
Why did Sally get a black eye?
She tried to play patty cake!
Three people having sex is a threesome; two people is a twosome. So next time someone calls you "handsome," don't take it as a compliment.
What's the difference between a spare tire and dead hookers? I don't have 8 spare tires in my trunk.
What did Caesar’s cat say to him?
Nothing. Cats don’t talk.
A father and his young son go to a restaurant and to keep him occupied, he gives the boy three pennies to play with. Suddenly, the boy starts choking and his face starts turning blue! The father realizes the boy has swallowed the pennies and starts slapping him on the back.
The boy coughs up two of the pennies, but keeps choking.
Looking at his son, panicking, the father starts shouting for help.
A well dressed, serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a nearby table reading from her laptop and sipping a cup of coffee.
At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants, takes hold of the boy’s testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly.
After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last penny, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.
Releasing the boy’s testicles, the woman walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word, but keeps the penny.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, “I’ve never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?”
“No,” the woman replied. “I’m with the Internal Revenue Service.”
The joke is this website.
What do you call a person that inherits a lot of money?
A millionheir.
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How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them, with fuck.
If you want a joke, look at yourself in the mirror!
What did the guy tired of hearing people joke about rape do?
He killed everyone on this f#cking website.
What's the hardest part of eating vegetables?
The wheelchair.
Hi, what's your name?
I don't know, I'm disabled.
Why was the German in a hurry?
Because he was Rush-ian to get to work.
Why can you never find a virgin cow on a field with no bulls for miles? Just ask the redneck farmer.