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Joke Jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abajo.
Abajo who?
I have abajo of water with me.
People who torture others for making bad puns should be severely punished.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Stranger: Sugma.
Person: Sugma who?
Stranger: Sugma balls, kid!
What time is it when a cow sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence!
Are you wearing a diaper? Because your butt looks so saggy.
What did the mustard say to the ketchup at the race?
Dark Jokes R Like Puppies:
Once they come out they are trash, but once it starts to get older, that’s when it’s noticed, but when it gets too old, you either proclaim it dead or never talk about it.
(I would never do that though I love puppies)
Why did the tamale go to the hospital?
because estava malito :)
What's the difference between the baby I just killed and Isaac Newton?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"
What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares?
What's small, brown and crispy?
A baby in an oven.
What was purple and conquered the world?
Alexander The Grape.
My girlfriend asked me to tell a joke. I told her to look in the mirror.
We never met again.
What did Stephen Hawking say on the stairway to heaven?
Oh, fuck! I can’t get up them.
Wyatt is a guy who still doesn't have a girlfriend because he didn't sit with Yanely and Jasmine at lunch. Funny joke, huh?
What did the chocolate dentist say to the other chocolate dentist? Did you "chip" a tooth?
A blind man is going for a walk. Eventually, he reaches a fish market.
He yells, "Hello ladies!"
What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOW-tain.
