Joke jokes
What did the guy tired of hearing people joke about rape do?
He killed everyone on this f#cking website.
Why can you never find a virgin cow on a field with no bulls for miles? Just ask the redneck farmer.
If a baby cow finds a wolf pup, they will be best friends, but when mummy wolf comes, it’s a fight, so the baby cow and the wolf pup made it a secret, but one day the mummy cow and the mummy wolf found out, but no one got hurt. In fact, the mummy cow and the mummy wolf got to know each other, and baby cow and wolf pup were very happy and played all day long. Their friendship will never break.
-THE END-
This was not a joke but a meaning: if you are different, that doesn’t change who you are and your friends are, so be yourself and don’t let people break your dreams, and don’t forget them either. So no matter who you are, don’t let people change who you are. 🐺🐮
Hi!!!! So it has been a very long time, and I have seen that your jokes have been becoming more and more inappropriate.
Guys, you don't need to be inappropriate to be cool! You are awesome if you like school, and even if you are gay, or anything in the LGBTQ+ category. #PRIDE
Anyway, I myself am not LGBTQ+, but I don't think people who are should get shamed for it. I love you guys, and stay positive!!!
The more downvotes it has, the better the joke.
Stop making autism jokes, calling us "retards." It is not cool.
What's the difference between a chicken and a dog?
I don't know... I'm from China.
What's small, brown and crispy?
A baby in an oven.
What was purple and conquered the world?
Alexander The Grape.
What did Stephen Hawking say on the stairway to heaven?
Oh, fuck! I can’t get up them.
Wyatt is a guy who still doesn't have a girlfriend because he didn't sit with Yanely and Jasmine at lunch. Funny joke, huh?
Dark Jokes R Like Puppies:
Once they come out they are trash, but once it starts to get older, that’s when it’s noticed, but when it gets too old, you either proclaim it dead or never talk about it.
(I would never do that though I love puppies)
What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOW-tain.
What did the chocolate dentist say to the other chocolate dentist? Did you "chip" a tooth?
A blind man is going for a walk. Eventually, he reaches a fish market.
He yells, "Hello ladies!"
My girlfriend asked me to tell a joke. I told her to look in the mirror.
We never met again.
People who torture others for making bad puns should be severely punished.
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How do you know someone is autistic?
They get stuck in a loop very often.
Why did Sally get a black eye? Because she decided to play football.