Joke jokes
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Old lady.
Old lady who?
I did not know you could yodel!
When the school shooter finds you under the table,
"Wonderful weather we're having!"
Why did Hellen hate when her dad yelled at her?
Oh wait, she didn’t know! 🤣🤣
I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a donut?
People want donuts.
Stop with dumb orphan jokes, you dumb ass people!!!!!!!!!!
They're not funny one bit, so stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brendon, just shut up, no one was talking to you on the fucking joke! And my sis is not a female dog. If she was, then how the hell would she spell!
I like my vegetables like I like my women: forgotten at the bottom of my freezer.
Spongebob: Easy now, you try first. Get a jar.
Patrick: *picks up nuke*
Spongebob: Patrick, that's a nuke!
Patrick: Yes.
Nuke: *boom*
Why are the jokes fat? Because you made it.
What do you call two Michael J. Fox's standing next to each other?
Parallel Parkinson's.
What did the man say to his wife, wanna play?
How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just beat the room for it being black.
I said to my wife that she's so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it never came back.
Why did the Russian cross the road?
To get to the other side.
HOLY CRAP!!!
Crap with holes in it.
Get it? HOLE - Y?
Professor Poopypants!!!
Uranus has a lot of poop. Yeah. That is my joke.
What's the name for a short legged tramp?
A low-down bum.
Did you hear about the mad who got his whole left side cut off? He's all right now.