Joke jokes
What's the name for a short legged tramp?
A low-down bum.
I have a great job for you, but you have to start it off...
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
I don't know?!?
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull in a children's play area.
Did you hear about the needle and thread shop?
Never mind, it was needle-ess.
What do you call my IP? 74.125.224.72 hahahahahahahahaha
What happens when you see corn looking at you in your window?
A corn stalk!
I like wine how I like my woman.
4 year old locked in a basement.
I heard Microsoft got charged, why?
They couldn’t reboot Stephen Hawking.
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Why did he go to hell? Because he couldn't use the stairs to Heaven.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl?
Snowballs.
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
He didn’t, there was no lift...!
What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick.
What’s invisible and bad for you to breathe? Mustard gas.
What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste.
What is your summer name? Hot.
What time is it when you smell garbage? Time to run!
Dad goat: Son, do you know what I like to eat?
Son goat: No, what?
Dad goat: Goat meat.
Son goat: *Gasps*
Dad goat: Nah, I'm just KIDing.
Q: Why couldn't the queer wist eating his hot dog?
A: Because it tasted like shit.
What did the bus driver say to the car?
"What is your address?"
Why did the teddy bear decide not to eat the turkey?
Because he was too stuffed.