Joke jokes
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
Why is Sally on TikTok?
Because she wants followers, so follow carcar1431 and xox.meg.xox1.
So there was this girl and her horse would not stop following her, so she said, "Stop horsing around!"
Get it? "Horse-ing."
Brendon, just shut up, no one was talking to you on the fucking joke! And my sis is not a female dog. If she was, then how the hell would she spell!
Stop with dumb orphan jokes, you dumb ass people!!!!!!!!!!
They're not funny one bit, so stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When the school shooter finds you under the table,
"Wonderful weather we're having!"
Spongebob: Easy now, you try first. Get a jar.
Patrick: *picks up nuke*
Spongebob: Patrick, that's a nuke!
Patrick: Yes.
Nuke: *boom*
Why are the jokes fat? Because you made it.
HOLY CRAP!!!
Crap with holes in it.
Get it? HOLE - Y?
Professor Poopypants!!!
Uranus has a lot of poop. Yeah. That is my joke.
What is God's favorite planet?
Saturn because it has a ring around it.
What does the Peanut Butter Baby say?
"Ah!"
Why did the teddy bear decide not to eat the turkey?
Because he was too stuffed.
I am going to scream, this is a cry for help.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just beat the room for it being black.
I said to my wife that she's so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it never came back.
What did the man say to his wife, wanna play?
Why did the Russian cross the road?
To get to the other side.
What’s heavy, black, and can’t swim?
Ted Kennedy’s Oldsmobile Delmont 88 with Mary Jo Kopechne trapped inside.