Joke jokes
I have a great job for you, but you have to start it off...
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
I don't know?!?
Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?
He had no body to go with.
I heard Microsoft got charged, why?
They couldn’t reboot Stephen Hawking.
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
What happens when you see corn looking at you in your window?
A corn stalk!
Did you hear about the mad who got his whole left side cut off? He's all right now.
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull in a children's play area.
What do you call my IP? 74.125.224.72 hahahahahahahahaha
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Why did he go to hell? Because he couldn't use the stairs to Heaven.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl?
Snowballs.
I like wine how I like my woman.
4 year old locked in a basement.
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
He didn’t, there was no lift...!
"I don't want to go on my at-home history."
- My friend, anon 2019.
Why can't blondes make ice?
They forgot the recipe.
Q: What's yellow and can't swim?
A: A school bus full of children.
"Hi, my name is Robert. I have no life. Even my PS4 username is gay lil_bama."
What’s heavy, black, and can’t swim?
Ted Kennedy’s Oldsmobile Delmont 88 with Mary Jo Kopechne trapped inside.
What did a comedian say at a show full of blind people?
"What's up?"