Joke jokes

Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.

So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.

Chuck Norris met God once. Now God is the puny human.

Chuck Norris once went to hell.

After that, the Devil only falls asleep after he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris breaks a mirror, the mirror gets 7 years of bad luck.

Chuck Norris died, but Death was too afraid to tell him.

The Earth was flat once. 'Til yo mama got buried.

I would say life's a joke, but I can't, because jokes have a meaning.

Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

Dad: Don't know, why?

Son: Because they taste funny.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candace. Candace who? Candace be true, you don’t remember me?

I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.

I love telling dad jokes. He always laughs.

I have a joke about paper. It's tearable.

What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?

One of them is an outside job.

What do you call a Chinese millionaire?

Cha ching.

I'm the joke.

What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?

You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.

I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...

What starts with F and ends with uck? Firetruck, what were you thinking?

If you drive a Lamborghini, then you have a tiny weenie.

I’m about to tell you the funniest joke I heard:

Two hunters are in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls emergency services. The operator then hears the problem and says, “Well, let’s make sure he’s dead.” A shot is then heard. The other guy says, “Ok, now what?”

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