Joke jokes

What's the difference between you and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

If there is a guy in a wheelchair and he is a bully, say, "I’m still standing."

When someone says you're adopted, say, "But you're still at the orphanage."

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I just wanted to say to never let go of family; they are everything. Never let anyone walk all over you. And if you are with me, like this quote.

I would like to make a Minecraft joke...

It would be too plain.

Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.

A blind kid accidentally touches the emo kid's wrist and says, "I'm not reading all of that!"

What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.

I made it, DON'T COPY!!!

Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"

Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.

LOL

Son: Can I go to my friend's mum? Mum: No! Son: Dad was right, I am a son of a bitch! Mum: Bad news, but you're adopted!!

I'm at my happiest point in life. I'm dating someone that's autistic, and I was just saying I needed someone special in my life.

What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.

Wanna hear something twisted?

A pretzel.

Are your forehead and hairline old friends because they go way back?

My enemy told me I’m adopted, so I told him at least I got adopted.

I was gonna say when you were born your mum saw you and screamed, but I remembered you were adopted...

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, and his eyes are glazed.

The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead."

There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?"

Are you Shane Dawson?

Because I can be your pussy.