Joke jokes
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
These jokes are so dark they almost stole my bike.
Why is 10 scared?
Because it is in the huddle of 9/11.
Your forehead is so big, the earth split in half!
*True story*
I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
Stinking poo poo bum.
Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣
My girlfriend called me a "pedophile", and I said, "That's a big word for a 5-year-old."
Why did the orphan water his cereal instead of milk?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
Wow! The jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!
Q: What did Chris Brown say when he first saw Rhianna?
A: I'd hit that.
"One man's trash is another man's treasure."
It's a wonderful phrase, but a terrible way to find out you're adopted.
Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.
I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.
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That is so bad, just like you.