Joke jokes

I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"

I have said a ton of jokes in my lifetime.

But I got fired from that job.

American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!

British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎

I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.

It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”

I'd make an emo joke, but that would be cutting a little too close.

Why were the Twin Towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni and got plane. (Yes, it's "plain," shut.)

You're so poor, you only got 2 jokes.

Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: "we threw your tea in the ocean." 💀

British people making offensive jokes about America: "our towers didn’t explode."😎

Who's the closest family member to Paul Walker?

Answer: The tree.

Is that a mirror in your pocket?

'Cause I can see myself in your pants.

What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?

Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you play Fortnite, then R.I.P. you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, most of your jokes are stolen, is not original to you.

POV: You're sitting here waiting for a good joke. I wait, unfulfilled.

It's not rape if she doesn't say no.

Two options: - Chloroform. - Duct Tape.

It's been raining for days. My wife is totally depressed. She keeps looking through the window. If this keeps up, I'll have to let her in.

Me when people ask how old my girlfriends are:

"There's 2, there're 4, there're 6, there're 8."

Joke Tide.

Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?

A: A creepy crawly.