Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: "we threw your tea in the ocean." 💀
British people making offensive jokes about America: "our towers didn’t explode."😎
Joke Jokes
Who's the closest family member to Paul Walker?
Answer: The tree.
Is that a mirror in your pocket?
'Cause I can see myself in your pants.
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you play Fortnite, then R.I.P. you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, most of your jokes are stolen, is not original to you.
POV: You're sitting here waiting for a good joke. I wait, unfulfilled.
It's not rape if she doesn't say no.
Two options: - Chloroform. - Duct Tape.
It's been raining for days. My wife is totally depressed. She keeps looking through the window. If this keeps up, I'll have to let her in.
Me when people ask how old my girlfriends are:
"There's 2, there're 4, there're 6, there're 8."
Joke Tide.
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
I went to the tattoo shop and asked for a skull.
A Jewish guy behind me said, "A skull? Back in my day, we could only get numbers!"
What’s the difference between a Catholic and a rabbit?
One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids for predators.
I make suicidal jokes because I am a suicidal joke. And now for my closing act at the end of the rope.
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
What’s the difference between someone’s wife and a plate?
They both have to stay in the kitchen.
If you were a room in my house, I’d make you the basement.
So I could put kids inside you.
