Joke

Joke jokes

Baby

    • What is the difference between a refrigerator and a baby?

    The refrigerator doesn't cry when I put my meat in it.

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    • Hippo

    • What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

    A hippo is really heavy, a Zippo is a little lighter.

    Man

    • A man walks into the taxidermist with two monkeys. The taxidermist asked if he wanted them mounted. The man said, "No. Shaking hands will be fine."

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    • Crash

    • I was riding my bike down the road!

    When a car started coming, I started running.

    It put me in a crash with my elbow through my ass! ;)

    Double Entendre

    • A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it's too long." Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you'll never get it."

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    • Doctor

    • A doctor is at a bar one night and notices a young lady at the counter. He approaches her and says, "Hello there miss, pardon my intrusion, but I was curious to know, if someone were to pay you a million dollars to sleep with them, would you?"

    The young lady smiles and says, "That's a lot of money, of course, I would."

    The doctor smiles and says, "That's interesting, but what if someone were to pay you 5 dollars to sleep with them, would you?"

    The young lady says, "What, are you joking? That's no money at all. Of course, I wouldn't. What do you think I am?"

    The Doctor smiles again and says, "We already established what you are, now we're trying to establish a price."

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    • Poem

    • I don’t have a joke but a poem about a sex/dark joke.

    Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream!

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