Joke jokes
What does a kid with cancer and dark humor have in common? They never get old.
What do you call a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.
Rules of Dark humor:
1. All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits.
2. No saying "Me" or "My Life" as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes.
3. Don't Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that.
I will add more in the future and be frequent on this site.
- Sincerely, Zane
Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!
Don't tell a Titanic joke, or you'll sink to a whole new low.
A kid walks in late to class. The teacher asks him, "Why are you late?" and he replies, "I was busy throwing pebbles in the lake." Another kid walks in late to class, and the teacher asks him, "Why are you late?" and he replies, "I was busy throwing pebbles in the lake." The last kid walks in and the teacher says, "Why are you late?...and why are you wet?" and the kid says back, "Remember, my name is Pebbles!!"
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
- Sure.
Oh sorry, I'm still working on it :-]
I was gonna tell you a sodium joke, but Na, only I thought it was so dium funny.
A blind person walks into a bar.
Because they can’t see where they are going.
What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable in a wheelchair?
What do you call a white man having intercourse with a black woman?
An Oreo.
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: How do you breathe through that little thing?
How many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 cause my basement is still dark.
What's the difference between me and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
I guess you can say he xxxpired.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
I was trying to make friends, and this one person came up to me. They said, "Lettuce be friends?" I just laughed and said that was tear-able.
Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken.
Q: Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the baby fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the koala.
Q: Why did the tree fall over? A: The koala never let go.
Q: Why did the kangaroo die? A: Because the koala landed on it.
What do you call a dwarf with ESP that escaped a prison?
A small medium at large.
A roman walks into a bar and holds up 2 fingers and says, "Five beers, please!"