Joke jokes
Y'know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"? No, it screeches.
The Pope and Donald Trump are on stage in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leaned towards Trump and said, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives. Whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!”
Trump replies, “I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!”
So the Pope slapped him.
Two kids were sitting at a restaurant. One said, "Could I please have some water? I am feeling a little HORSE." The other said, "Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game."
I really need jokes for my Atom bookmark project :3
How do you embarrass an archaeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it's from.
This is a joke in itself.
This is not a joke.
Wow, this group is a joke, like my life.
A wife asked her husband why he cheated on her. His reply was, "She was just lying there naked on the table, what was I supposed to do?" The wife replies, "Perform the fucking autopsy!"
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Why could she not get back up? Because she had no friends.
Knock knock? Who's there? Not Susie...
If a tree had a mouth, wood it bark?
I was really rooting to tell that one.
On Christmas, Mexicans wake up in the morning, then take a nap.
Joking, I know they work hard. They run all the way to the border to decorate the barbed wire.
In America, planes hit the Twin Towers. In Soviet Russia, Twin Towers hit planes.
What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."
Do you wanna hear a joke about vegetables? Never mind, it's too corny.
What does a French woman say when you ask her what her favorite video game is? "Oui, oui!"
Find Jaiden.
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Jaiden got lost after I looked for Jokes.
Also the Category is Jesus because Jesus got lost as well.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He forgot his eggs.
What do you call a funny cow?
A cowmedian.
*bowl of dark grapes*
Friend 1: I like my grapes how I like my men.
Friend 2: Black? Good one.
Friend 1: 21 at a time.