Joke jokes
What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable in a wheelchair?
What do you call a white man having intercourse with a black woman?
An Oreo.
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: How do you breathe through that little thing?
How many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 cause my basement is still dark.
What's the difference between me and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
I guess you can say he xxxpired.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
I was trying to make friends, and this one person came up to me. They said, "Lettuce be friends?" I just laughed and said that was tear-able.
Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken.
Q: Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the baby fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the koala.
Q: Why did the tree fall over? A: The koala never let go.
Q: Why did the kangaroo die? A: Because the koala landed on it.
What do you call a dwarf with ESP that escaped a prison?
A small medium at large.
A roman walks into a bar and holds up 2 fingers and says, "Five beers, please!"
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and an erection? I don't have a Lamborghini.
Hey girl, are you osteoporosis, because you're giving me a "bone" condition.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
More than 9 because my basement is still dark.
The more people who like to eat Tide Pods, the less idiots we have in the world. 😁
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can and I asked her what she was doing and she said moving.
Pete: Knock, knock...
Paul: Who's there?
Pete: Boo...
Paul: Boo who?
Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!
Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!
People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.
Do you need an ark?
Because I Noah guy!
Wanna hear a skeleton joke?
Sorry, I don't have the guts to tell it.