Joke jokes
One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, "OH! THE HUMANATEE!"
What did the people who cracked the Liberty Bell get for breaking it?
The no-bell prize.
"Wanna hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"You SURE will be glad when this dad joke's over."
"That was pretty DAD!"
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Ah, never mind, it's too cheesy.
This is funny.
I would try to make a Fortnite joke, but I can't seem to build on it.
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.
What’s the difference between an alligator and a child?
You can’t abuse an alligator.
So a blind guy walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.
Don't bully. Lol.
So a mushroom walks in a bar and the waiter says, "You can't be here."
And the mushroom says, "Why? I'm a fungi!"
Q: How do you know a wishing well works?
A: If your mother-in-law falls down it.
Why couldn’t little Susie stay on the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not Susie.
This for you roman y e e e nt
Me: Have you seen a Mr. Weewoo?
Most people: No.
Me: He drives the ambulance downstairs.
Why did Sally fall out the window?
She was pushed.
Stephen is lucky he doesn’t need a vibrator.
He’s got himself.
Why is Earth flat?
So, there are these 3 strings, they walk into a bar. People are giving them looks. The small chap is your typical thin cord. He walks to the barman and asks for a rum and coke. He replies, "Oii, your kind ain't welcomed here, so take your drink, mates, and fuck off."
He goes back to his mates and says, "We'd better get outta here." "Nonsense," replies the mid guy, he's your typical string. Goes to the barman and same story. Finally the last guy, he's your typical rope. He burst out, "Fuck this!" He twits and ties himself whilst messing up his hair. He struts up to the barman and asks for a rum and coke. The barman does so and whilst he prepares the drink, he opens with, "Say, aren't you a string?" "No, I'm a frayed knot."