Joke jokes

What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.

Wanna hear a funny joke?

My life.

What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at your pun?

Looks like someone's funny bone is broken. 😁

You want to hear a 9/11 joke?

I bet they did too!

"Spell ICUP."

A horse walks into a bar. Several people get up and leave, realizing the potential danger in the situation.

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

He drove too far away from the wall.

One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, "OH! THE HUMANATEE!"

What did the people who cracked the Liberty Bell get for breaking it?

The no-bell prize.

"Wanna hear a joke?"

"Sure."

"You SURE will be glad when this dad joke's over."

"That was pretty DAD!"

Wanna hear a pizza joke?

Ah, never mind, it's too cheesy.

This is funny.

I would try to make a Fortnite joke, but I can't seem to build on it.

I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?

A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.

What’s the difference between an alligator and a child?

You can’t abuse an alligator.

So a blind guy walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

Don't bully. Lol.

So a mushroom walks in a bar and the waiter says, "You can't be here."

And the mushroom says, "Why? I'm a fungi!"

Q: How do you know a wishing well works?

A: If your mother-in-law falls down it.