Joke jokes
My priest asked if anyone had any questions or anything interesting they wanted to say.
So I raised my hand, he said why don’t you tell everyone what you have to say.
In front of the whole church I said I did not know Jesus Christ was the first scarecrow.
Why did the fish go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling “eel.”
What kind of man would be a lesbian's best friend? A decimen.
Knock knock. Who's there? Parents. Parents who? That's what an orphan would say.
Your hairline goes so far back it went back to when Earth was created.
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
What's the difference between you and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
If there is a guy in a wheelchair and he is a bully, say, "I’m still standing."
When someone says you're adopted, say, "But you're still at the orphanage."
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I just wanted to say to never let go of family; they are everything. Never let anyone walk all over you. And if you are with me, like this quote.
I would like to make a Minecraft joke...
It would be too plain.
Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
A blind kid accidentally touches the emo kid's wrist and says, "I'm not reading all of that!"
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
I made it, DON'T COPY!!!
Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"
Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.
LOL
Son: Can I go to my friend's mum? Mum: No! Son: Dad was right, I am a son of a bitch! Mum: Bad news, but you're adopted!!
I'm at my happiest point in life. I'm dating someone that's autistic, and I was just saying I needed someone special in my life.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.