An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.
Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you? But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.
My senior relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying things like, “You’ll be next!” They stopped once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
What's the similarities between anonymous and a cow? I think you know...
My priest asked if anyone had any questions or anything interesting they wanted to say.
So I raised my hand, he said why don’t you tell everyone what you have to say.
In front of the whole church I said I did not know Jesus Christ was the first scarecrow.
Why did the fish go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling “eel.”
What kind of man would be a lesbian's best friend? A decimen.
Knock knock. Who's there? Parents. Parents who? That's what an orphan would say.
Your hairline goes so far back it went back to when Earth was created.
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
What's the difference between you and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
If there is a guy in a wheelchair and he is a bully, say, "I’m still standing."
When someone says you're adopted, say, "But you're still at the orphanage."
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I just wanted to say to never let go of family; they are everything. Never let anyone walk all over you. And if you are with me, like this quote.
I would like to make a Minecraft joke...
It would be too plain.
Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
A blind kid accidentally touches the emo kid's wrist and says, "I'm not reading all of that!"
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
I made it, DON'T COPY!!!
Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"
Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.
LOL
Son: Can I go to my friend's mum? Mum: No! Son: Dad was right, I am a son of a bitch! Mum: Bad news, but you're adopted!!
