Joke jokes
My wife said if I rape her again, she would leave me. Why didn't anyone tell me it was that easy?
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?
At least the mountain has two hills.
What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?
Black ops.
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?
"Can you show me what rape is?"
What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?
"I don't get it."
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture, unfortunately.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
Yo mama so big, her belt size said "equator."
Why does an orphanage have milk?
Because Dad never came back with the milk.
I told a kid his dad is a magician because he disappeared and never came back home.
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
What is the difference between a feminist and a knife?
A knife at least has a point.
What's common between a feminist and a knife?
They both stay in the kitchen.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ach.
Ach who?
Bless you!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!
What flavor ice cream do rape victims enjoy?
Cock flavor.
Why did the rape victim cross the road?
Because she was a chicken!