Joke jokes
Why is the number 10 always scared?
Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. Y'all knew this one, fr.
What’s the difference between your dad and your hairline?
Nothing, they both ran off.
What does my arm have in common with paper?
They both can be cut.
Why did the math book kill itself?
It had too many problems.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved. This was the worst joke ever.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"
Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered. You breastfeed like this 🌬💨.
What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?
Fucks funny.
There was a solar eclipse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
One has a functioning neck.
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gang!
Joke time!
Now, Heaven or Hell?
Heaven: we got clouds.
Hell: we got a frickin' private yacht!
What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?
They both have special needs.