Joke jokes
People ask me, "Are you an organ donor?"
"Yeah, over my dead body!"
What do you call an inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
Used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask...
Yet here I am, stuck at home in this COVID-19 "Thriller," beating it...
I wanted to tell a joke about Jonestown.
But the punch line is too long.
What do you call a stand-up comedian if the comedian doesn’t have legs?
I'll never forget my dad's last words before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, look how far I can kick this bucket!"
What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.
I told my dad that I wanted to go to a college with a 100% acceptance rate and a 50% graduation rate, and he said, "Your mom doesn't count as a college!"
Mum: Why are roses red?
Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.
Mum: I made you.
Why is the number 10 always scared?
Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. Y'all knew this one, fr.
What’s the difference between your dad and your hairline?
Nothing, they both ran off.
What does my arm have in common with paper?
They both can be cut.
Why did the math book kill itself?
It had too many problems.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved. This was the worst joke ever.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"