Joke jokes
You know, I got attacked by a man with cheese and a bit of milk.
How dairy!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because they thought they saw their parents. (Plot twist: the orphan got ran over.)
"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"
Dude named Guys:
Dude named Out:
Dude named School:
Who gave Jesus his birthday presents every year?
Santa Claus!
Why did the condom cross the road?
Because he was pissed off.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell?
He couldn't get up the stairway to Heaven.
My grandpa's last words were, "Why is there a body in my kitchen?"
No witnesses.
What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!
Wanna hear a joke? It's called me :|
Wanna hear a paper joke? You know what, probably not because it’s TEAR-able! :/
What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!
I sat down and wrote a joke.
My Dad went for some milk. He never came back :)
I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.
I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
My asian neighbors dinner.
Time for a random Terraria joke.
Q: Why did the guide die at his house?
A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.
(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!
Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! 😂
Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes? A: Because they'd crack each other up.
Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, son, I don't think they would fit me.
I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
All the jokes on this website are terrarible.
What do you call a Mexican that smokes weed? A baked bean.
It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.
Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."
"That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."