Paper joke jokes
Do you want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it is tearable.
Want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it’s too terrible.
No more toilet paper jokes, please.
Wanna hear a paper joke? You know what, probably not because it’s TEAR-able! :/
Wanna hear a paper joke? Nvm, it's terrible.
"Can I tell you a paper joke?" I said, "But it is pretty terrible."
Do you want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it's tear-able!
Wanna hear a terrible joke?
Paper
Pretty tear-able, huh?
I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.
If I were a history teacher, I’d make the two twins stand up and throw a paper airplane at them.
A cop pulled me over and shouted, "Papers!" I shouted, "Scissors!" and drove off.
The toilet paper tried to cross the road. He couldn't because he was stuck in a crack.