What did the cannibal say when his friend fell on the floor?
"5 second rule!"
What did the cannibal say when his friend fell on the floor?
"5 second rule!"
I would tell you a joke about pizza, but it was too cheesy.
what do you call an emo person who's not depressed?
dead.
How is having fun with a prostitute like bungee jumping?
You’re dead if the rubber breaks.
What do you get when you dip a duck in blue paint?
A very pissed duck.
I had a JFK joke, but it went right through my head.
What's the difference between a priest and a pimple?
A pimple will wait until you're 12 years old to come on your face.
A policeman walks up to a van with two priests and says, "We're looking for two child molesters."
The priests both look at each other for a moment and then say, "Okay, we'll do it."
What do sex and food have in common?
Grandma makes both better.
My son came up to me and said, "Dad, I'm depressed."
I pointed to the spare room and said, "Hang in there, son."
What do you call a teenage boy who doesn’t masturbate?
A liar.
Why did I give an orphan the iPhone X?
Because it is the first one without a home button.
This is a joke. Laugh now or else.
People ask me, "Are you an organ donor?"
"Yeah, over my dead body!"