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Joke Jokes

Notice on a shoe repair shop: I’ll heel you, I’ll save your sole, I’ll even gladly dye for you.

A policeman walks up to a van with two priests and says, "We're looking for two child molesters."

The priests both look at each other for a moment and then say, "Okay, we'll do it."

Christopher's Mom said, "One man's trash is another man's treasure."

Turns out Christopher was adopted.