Joke jokes
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept spitting ice!
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
Q. What do ghosts do when they get hurt?
A. They call an AmBOOlance.
What's the best thing about a prostitute dying on you during sex?
The second hour is free.
What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? You can't take a joke.
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?
A dead person does not walkie or talkie.
Zack Stargaze has a small willy, lol.
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.
Have you been to that paraplegic strip club? It's crawling with pussy!
Statistics show 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume.
My wife and I have decided that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
What is the best part about Alabama prostitutes?
Family comes first.
What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said there is no God. In 2018, God said there is no Steve Hawking.
Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?
He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.