Joke jokes
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
What’s the difference between rape and marriage?
With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman.
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
What's the best way to catch a fish? Ask someone to throw it to you.
Why did the baby cross the road? The car seat wasn’t strapped in.
A child, molester, and priest walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?
Nothing, they both use the Force to get what they want.
What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
What do you call a gay kid that killed himself?
A byebyesexual.
Long time since I made a joke, huh? I used a Time Machine to make this one.
I forgot the joke I wanted to say.
Chat, is this real?
If two blind people meet, one of them says: "Long time, no see!"
What starts with "N" and ends with "G?"
Nothing.
What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
I would never slap a woman, then I’d be destroying property.
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."
My son told me he has to bring an object for show and tell at school.
So I had him bring my wife.