Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?
Because he had a toilet call in the drain.
Joke Jokes
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary on stage?
To DEFINE his rap game!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some FRESH RHYMES in the cafeteria!
Leo is like a cloud... when she disappears, it's a beautiful day.
I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.
If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.
Hello, This is my 4th (out of 9) account. The entire reason behind this post is for future personal benefit (don't ask and f**k off).
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How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!
I read the chapter of numbers, but nowhere did I ever see your number.
Rapboat so fat he got more chins than Chinatown.
What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?
"Is it in yet?"
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
LEO is the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!
I've seen more depth in a kiddie pool than in BLESSEDBRIAN’s jokes.
BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.
