Joke jokes

Yo, Leo, are you an interior decorator? Because when you enter a room, it becomes EMPTY!

Blessed Brian, your secrets are safe with me... because I wasn’t listening when you told them.

BlessedBrian’s mom’s birth certificate is a COLLECTOR’S ITEM.

BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a joke every day of the year.

I would roast BlessedBrian, but it seems LIFE already did a thorough job.

I met a fat chick at the beach.

People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?

I ran into a fat woman today. She said next time, don't hit me. I said I don't think I have enough gas to go around.

Then the ground started to rumble with every step she took.

Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday. He gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it.

I asked him what the bullseye was for. He said, "Target practice."

Some people are such "treasures" that you just want to bury them.

What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"

Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.

How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.

Why did Daveon go to the doctor?

Because he was feeling "Daveon" in the dumps.

What's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?

"Rapeboat" so fat it made yo momma look thin.

Why did the rapper go to the dentist?

Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!

If laughter is contagious, Kris's jokes are immunity.

I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.

I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw in some laundry...