Joke jokes
Q: What's a conspiracy theorist's favorite letter? A: Q.
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
What did the DJ say to the VEGETABLE?
"Lettuce turnip the beet!"
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
Why is 10 scared of 11 and 9? Because he's in the middle of 9/11.
What is long and the line is black?
The line at KFC.
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?
They both like cracking open a cold one.
What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
Nothing, she was hung over.
A blind man walks into a woman's bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says, "Before you tell your joke, you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols. Do you still want to tell that joke, cowboy?" He thought for a second and said, "Not if I have to explain it five times."
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some STREET KNOWLEDGE on the other side.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
If Slade were any more SENILE, he’d be pH 7.
If I found BlessedBrian's jokes FUNNY, I would be just as retarded as HIM.
I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
"BlessedBrian must be a bank loan... because he has NO INTEREST."
Why did the mop lick the floor of the bathroom? Because it was so poopy.