Joke jokes
What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?
Neither do ever grow old.
What is red and cries and spins around and around?
- A baby in a microwave.
What does a dog do in a dresser?
It pants!
Arik? (Not a joke.)
What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.
What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?
Nothing, they both spout shit.
Leo is like a broken pencil... pointless.
Leo must be a parking ticket... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME.
There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.
BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.
"BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe."
What's the difference between me and cancer?
Well, my dad couldn't beat cancer.
So you're offended by midget jokes? C'mon, grow up!
What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks?
One is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?
So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.