Joke jokes
I read the chapter of numbers, but nowhere did I ever see your number.
Rapboat so fat he got more chins than Chinatown.
What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?
"Is it in yet?"
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
LEO is the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!
I've seen more depth in a kiddie pool than in BLESSEDBRIAN’s jokes.
BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!
What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?
"Yo, chill!"
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.
What does the suicidal person say on New Years?
"New year, no me."
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺
*runs away in tears*
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.