Joke jokes
What's the difference between me and cancer?
Well, my dad couldn't beat cancer.
So you're offended by midget jokes? C'mon, grow up!
What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks?
One is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?
So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?
He didn't come back with the milk.
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
Q: What's a conspiracy theorist's favorite letter? A: Q.
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
What did the DJ say to the VEGETABLE?
"Lettuce turnip the beet!"
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
Why is 10 scared of 11 and 9? Because he's in the middle of 9/11.
What is long and the line is black?
The line at KFC.
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.