Joke jokes

What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?

A rhyme queue.

What did the beat say to the rapper?

"Drop it like it's HOT!"

Daveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"

"Daveon, stop screaming for help because I broke your kneecaps!"

Q: What's the most popular dish in Africa?

A: The empty one!

Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion?

A. May your baby rest in pieces.

"Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?"

I'm not completely useless....

I can be used as a bad example!

They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.

Yo, Leo, are you an interior decorator? Because when you enter a room, it becomes EMPTY!

Blessed Brian, your secrets are safe with me... because I wasn’t listening when you told them.

BlessedBrian’s mom’s birth certificate is a COLLECTOR’S ITEM.

BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a joke every day of the year.

I would roast BlessedBrian, but it seems LIFE already did a thorough job.

I met a fat chick at the beach.

People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?

I ran into a fat woman today. She said next time, don't hit me. I said I don't think I have enough gas to go around.

Then the ground started to rumble with every step she took.

Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday. He gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it.

I asked him what the bullseye was for. He said, "Target practice."

Some people are such "treasures" that you just want to bury them.

What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"

Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.