Joke jokes
What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?
"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
What did the rapper say to the ATM?
"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT!"
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his fillings checked.
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS.
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had mad flow!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
M.C. Grill
I was sitting on my own in a restaurant when I saw a beautiful woman at another table. I sent her a bottle of the most expensive wine on the menu. She sent me a note, “I will not touch a drop of this wine unless you can assure me that you have seven inches in your pocket.” I wrote back, “Give me the wine. As gorgeous as you are, I'm not cutting off three inches for anyone.”
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"Drop it like it's HOT!"
Daveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"
"Daveon, stop screaming for help because I broke your kneecaps!"
Q: What's the most popular dish in Africa?
A: The empty one!
Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion?
A. May your baby rest in pieces.
"Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?"