Joke jokes

Some people are such "treasures" that you just want to bury them.

What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"

Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.

How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.

Why did Daveon go to the doctor?

Because he was feeling "Daveon" in the dumps.

What's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?

"Rapeboat" so fat it made yo momma look thin.

Why did the rapper go to the dentist?

Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!

If laughter is contagious, Kris's jokes are immunity.

I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.

I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw in some laundry...

What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?

Neither do ever grow old.

What is red and cries and spins around and around?

- A baby in a microwave.

What does a dog do in a dresser?

It pants!

Arik? (Not a joke.)

What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.

What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?

Nothing, they both spout shit.

Leo is like a broken pencil... pointless.

Leo must be a parking ticket... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME.