Joke jokes
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I've never had a lentil on my face.
Fat person: "Hey, what's up?"
Friend: "Your blood pressure!"
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some FLOW-TIDE!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the studio on the other side.
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!
During a discussion at Sunday school, a nun asks the children what they think God takes you by when you die. A kid responds, "I think God takes you by your feet, because once I walked into my parents' room and my mom's feet were in the air and she was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!!!"
They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.
I was at a train station and a woman ran up to me and asked, "Is this train running on time?" I said, "No, it runs on steam and coal."
What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.
What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?
"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
What did the rapper say to the ATM?
"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT!"
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his fillings checked.
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS.