Joke jokes
Why did the baby cross the road? The car seat wasnโt strapped in.
A child, molester, and priest walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?
Nothing, they both use the Force to get what they want.
What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while youโre asleep.
What do you call a gay kid that killed himself?
A byebyesexual.
Long time since I made a joke, huh? I used a Time Machine to make this one.
I forgot the joke I wanted to say.
Chat, is this real?
If two blind people meet, one of them says: "Long time, no see!"
What starts with "N" and ends with "G?"
Nothing.
What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
I would never slap a woman, then Iโd be destroying property.
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."
My son told me he has to bring an object for show and tell at school.
So I had him bring my wife.
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
How do you turn a cat into a fish?
Tell your girl not to wash down there.
Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff?
Neither did I until I found his Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.
Whatโs the difference between black matter and Black Lives Matter?
Black matter leaves an impact.