Joke jokes
I just had sex...
I think I nailed it!
(Shit joke, I know.)
Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.
How do you know the baby's dead? The dog plays with it more.
Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? - Everywhere.
You are so scary that even your hairline ran away.
This is not a joke. Stop online dating.
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
What’s the difference between rape and marriage?
With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman.
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
What's the best way to catch a fish? Ask someone to throw it to you.
Why did the baby cross the road? The car seat wasn’t strapped in.
A child, molester, and priest walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?
Nothing, they both use the Force to get what they want.
What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
What do you call a gay kid that killed himself?
A byebyesexual.
Long time since I made a joke, huh? I used a Time Machine to make this one.
I forgot the joke I wanted to say.
Chat, is this real?
If two blind people meet, one of them says: "Long time, no see!"
What starts with "N" and ends with "G?"
Nothing.
What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.