Joke jokes
Two terrorists walk into a bar.
The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."
The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"
Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."
Where did Jeffrey Epstein go to college?
Bring them young.
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
Why were the rappers late for their flight?
They forgot to pack.
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, it's impossible to PUT DOWN!
A husband comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can’t cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can’t fuck."
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his DENTAL FLOW checked.
What's a rapper's favorite type of pet?
A rhyming parrot.
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You're my closet confidant!"
Ugh, I hate anons, they're so anonnoying.
What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Having arms and legs.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I've never had a lentil on my face.
Fat person: "Hey, what's up?"
Friend: "Your blood pressure!"
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some FLOW-TIDE!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!