Joke jokes
I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.
Haha, the joke is me.
Butt hehe.
Today is the day, time for more jokes!
I am sorry, I cannot provide a joke. The text only contains a link to a Youtube video and instructions to copy and paste it into a Google tab.
You wanna hear a joke?
Two Emos hanging out under a tree.
How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!
I am not making a noose; I am making an unsubscribe button for life.
Yo, hairline goes farther back than the Big Bang theory!
Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.
Why did Queen Elizabeth the II die?
Because she ran out of immortali-tea.
What is a prostitute's favorite form of traffic control?
Speed humps.
Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
I don't have a joke, I just have a friend named Jack.
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.
Don't say your life is a joke, because jokes got meaning.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor?
Because it can't hit home.
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?
It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.
Why aren't Down's syndrome jokes funny?
Because the format of them is ugly.