Joke jokes
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"You're too young to smoke."
My life is the joke.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a homepage though.
What did the blond say about the new iPhone?
Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An interrupting cow.
And inter-moo!
The emo kid went to give a tree a high five.
The tree left him hanging.
Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.
Suicide isn't a joke. It's called "parkour gone wrong."
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
Yesterday on the school bus my friend in front of me said she was 41% Irish and 15% Mexican.
Then my friend sitting next to me said, “Wow, almost half leprechaun!”
Then I said, “Yeah, and 15 percent wall climber!”
Well, you know what they say about cliffhangers...
Friend: Hi, orphan.
Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.
Friend: ummm
Orphan: Exactly, U can't.
Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!
What's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school?
When you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...
...I told him to lighten up.
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.