Joke jokes

What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?

They both broke and everybody cried.

I asked, "Where are your parents?" and oh god, I love working at an orphanage.

I do not have enough information to complete this request. Can you please provide the joke?

Bad jokes are like the planes in 9/11, they don't land.

I told a kid in a wheelchair, "Use your nitro boosts!"

This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

One gets picked, and the other doesn't.

*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....

What came first? The chicken or the egg?

Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?

Who taught the first ever teacher?

If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?

If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?

In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?

Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?

How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?

The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?

Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?

Is it possible to cry underwater?

If two left handers have an argument, who is right?

I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O

Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?

Because nobody will actually look for them.

How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."

What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?

Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.

What's a rapist's fav position?

Missionary in a dark corner.

Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.

A funny joke is not funny after laughing because then it becomes a porn hub.

Knock knock. Who's there? Artichokes. Artichokes who? Artichokes when he eats too fast.

What do you call a black comedian?

Dark Humor.

My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"

Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.

A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"

The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"

The man said, "Your parents."

Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?

Because they can't even.