Knock knock. Who's there? Artichokes. Artichokes who? Artichokes when he eats too fast.
Joke Jokes
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"
Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.
A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"
The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
The man said, "Your parents."
Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! đ
"Rape isn't a joke unless you watch YouTube Kids."
I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesnât have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Itâs not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Whatâs the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
What did the dentist say when he looks into a patient's mouth?
"I C D K"
You know what I see?
DICK
Dad joke time:
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
I would make a rape joke, but I'd have to force it down your throat.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
What do you call an alligator that can't get hard? A reptile dysfunction.
Whatâs the difference between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
A man walks into a doctor's office, naked and wrapped in Glad Wrap.
The doctor replies with: "I can clearly see your nuts."
Don't take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took youâas a joke.
