Joke jokes
How do blind kids get punished?
By moving the furniture around the house.
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
I wish my grass was emo, it would cut itself.
Was invited to the inauguration of an I-pad.
We were all ready to begin the event. I was supposed to cut the ribbons, but before I could do that, Penaldo jumped outta nowhere and shouted, "I DON'T WANT I-PAD, I ONLY WANT TO STATPAD!"
Shame on Penaldo for ruining the event! 😡
I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.
Your mom #69.
I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
My grandfather said my generation relies too much on technology. So I unplugged his life support. (ref)
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth?"
Girl, scan the code on your wrist.
Wife: I’m pregnant.
Husband: Hi pregnant, I’m dad.
Wife: No, you’re not.
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"You're too young to smoke."
My life is the joke.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a homepage though.
What did the blond say about the new iPhone?
Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.