Joke jokes
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
What's better: nailing Jesus or getting nailed?
Depends on who's sucking.
Why can't people understand these jokes?
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
Ask the emo kid: "Hey, how's it hanging?"
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!
Have you heard about the Pokemon called "rhy rhy rhyde" on deez nuts?
I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.
Haha, the joke is me.
Butt hehe.
Today is the day, time for more jokes!
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You wanna hear a joke?
Two Emos hanging out under a tree.
How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!
I am not making a noose; I am making an unsubscribe button for life.
Yo, hairline goes farther back than the Big Bang theory!
Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.