Joke jokes
What is Alabama’s family tree? A circle.
Biden: My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said, "That's a pretty big word for a 9-year-old!"
What do cannibals call a wheelchair user?
"Uber Eats."
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Dad jokes.
When I die I want to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or, "You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"
What’s the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry peeling onions!
You wanna know how to get rid of potential scam callers?
Next time you get a call from them, just answer the phone and say, "Pizza Hut abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce, how may I help you?"
Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?
They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.
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I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.
According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
Q: Why is Saturn a boy planet?
A: Because he has a nice ring to it.
Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he’s dead.
The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them "370HSSV 0773H" and tell them to read it upside down.
If you drop something, make your short friend get it.
I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.
What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?
Boi Ling.
A B C deez nuts!