Joke jokes
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tear-able.
I was going to listen to a funny comment about abortion, but her joke was crap.
Don't ever tell somebody depressed to try again.
Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
Why did the GG Miller say to the loser?
"This is a nice reflection!"
When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving head.
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
What's another name for an Incel? A feminist.
We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.
I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
No one ever forgets it! <3
How many times was Bin Laden shot?
911 times.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.
One day a teacher says: "What does a pig give us?"
A student says: "Bacon!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a chicken give us?"
A student says: "Eggs!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a fat cow give us?"
A student says: "Homework!"
The whole class laughs.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
My wife called me a pedo. That's a big word for a 6 year old.
What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).
Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!