Joke jokes
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.
How do you surprise a blind man? Put a plunger in the toilet.
Wanna hear a joke?
Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')
Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.
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Continue.
Died and came back sped. I call that rien-tardation.
Me: "Hey, get my joke on that timeline."
Her: "No."
I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tear-able.
I was going to listen to a funny comment about abortion, but her joke was crap.
Don't ever tell somebody depressed to try again.
Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
Why did the GG Miller say to the loser?
"This is a nice reflection!"
When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving head.
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
What's another name for an Incel? A feminist.