Joke jokes
I put someone in a wheelchair into the fire and called him "hot wheels."
When you push your grandma out of her wheelchair and steal it.
“They see me rollin’, they hatin’.”
Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
Who even needs white jokes?
I am sorry, I am unable to generate a joke based on an URL.
Want to hear a joke? Just look in the mirror!
My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”
Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.
Don't worry about missing a shot after yelling "Kobe". He didn't make it either.
Is your name suicide because I think about you all the time?
Another Nazi joke.
Did Nazi that coming?
Did Jew?
Enough with the Nazi jokes.
They make me führeious!
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? Family, but there's no "f".
Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?
Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"
The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard?
A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!
I give these jokes a 9/11.
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"