Joke jokes
She got on the scale, said "to be continued."
Are you George Floyd?
Cause you take my breath away! 😮💨
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked.
Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away.
"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"
"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."
"I meant the ice cream, bro..."
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.
Your hairline is so back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Why was the orphan so successful?
They told him, "Go big or go home," he only had one option.
What does Trump stand for?
Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.
Woah man, you need to take a step back. Your hairline did, so I am sure you can.
Bully: I wasn't talking to you.
Me: Then why are you listening?
Why did the cow say moo?
Because he had to go poo.
There was an orphan once, and someone knocks on his door and said, "Hello, son, come and hug me." But the orphan says, "Excuse me, who are you?" and the guy says, "You don't remember me? I'm your dad." And then the orphan says, "Fine then, if you're really my dad, come inside and let me ask you some questions." And the man says, "OK then, but I am really your dad." Then the orphan asked some questions to the man, and the man gets some of them right, so the orphan believes that the man is his dad. And then the orphan says, "You really are my dad?" and then he shows his dad his house, and the orphan has a roommate, and the dad and the orphan finally get to the bedroom, and then the dad knocks out the orphan, and then the dad starts to have something with the orphan/son, and the roommate hears weird noises in the orphan's/son's room, and he walks in and sees them having sex, and the roommate records it but then kicks the dad out of the house, and then the roommate shares the video to the orphan's school chat, and then the next day the dad gets arrested because he was actually a gay nonce, and everybody at the orphan's school calls him gay, but he really isn't, but since he was mad and disgusted, he pulled an AK47 out of his bag and kills everybody in the school and was never seen again.
Btw this is a joke so don't take it seriously.
Depression jokes are like food... not every people get it.
Why was the orphan so successful? Because once someone told him "go big or go home," and he only had one option.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
Why do men midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls get tickled by the grass.
When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"
What do you call a Black person having a seizure?