Joke jokes
We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.
I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
No one ever forgets it! <3
How many times was Bin Laden shot?
911 times.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.
One day a teacher says: "What does a pig give us?"
A student says: "Bacon!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a chicken give us?"
A student says: "Eggs!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a fat cow give us?"
A student says: "Homework!"
The whole class laughs.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
My wife called me a pedo. That's a big word for a 6 year old.
What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).
Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A chopping board.
Q: What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
A: Bison.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the barking lot.
What do you tell a depressed person?
Just hang in there!
I wish I was dead like my jokes.
I think my dad loves jokes.
Because he laughs when he looks at me.
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
Biden and Trump.
That's it. That's the joke.