Joke jokes
Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.
They say they'll stay, but I left first.
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
What's your mom on?
Deez nuts!
Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."
My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"
Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"
I got sent to the principal's office after telling the kid in the wheelchair to do a wheelie.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.
The best joke. (This Form)
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
I got arrested on suspicion of attempted rape all because I was carrying some cable ties, a bit of tape and a piece of cloth. It's such a joke, I hadn't even bought the chloroform yet.
I screamed "Jenga" today when watching the 9/11 documentary.
Dark humor is like water; not everyone gets it.
What's Hitler's favorite letter? Not Z.
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
Why did my foot cross the road?
Because your ass was on the other side.
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
My dad just found out and told my mom about one of their friends, Chad, who just murdered his wife, Claire. After doing that, he turned the gun on himself and committed suicide right after.
My mom's reply: "Jesus, Chad will do anything to get out of cleaning his mess, won't he?"
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.
You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.