Joke jokes
What’s the difference between a leaf and an emo kid falling out of a tree? The leaf reaches the ground.
If you give someone a plane ticket, they will fly for a day, but if you push them out of a plane, they'll fly for the rest of their life.
Wanna hear a joke? Just look in the mirror, the joke's there!
How do you get a depressed kid out of a tree? You cut the rope.
Friend: Hey, wanna race home?
Orphan: What home?
"Do you want to hear a joke?"
"Yes."
"Okay, record yourself and then listen to it!"
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
What does an emo kid say to his best friend?
"Let's hang out."
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.
He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted “Hi Hitler” and gave him a little wave.
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
My friends told me to stop making suicide jokes, so I hanged on.
I told a joke and someone said, "no one asked." Then I said, "no one would care to even ask."
Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.
They say they'll stay, but I left first.
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
What's your mom on?
Deez nuts!
Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."
My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"
Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"
I got sent to the principal's office after telling the kid in the wheelchair to do a wheelie.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.