What's the difference between all the jokes on this page? Nothing, they're all knockoffs of old jokes you've already heard that aren't funny. Penis!
Joke Jokes
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.
When the chair was invented, the inventor's friend wanted to know what it did. The inventor replied: "You might want to sit down for this."
What’s the difference between a dumpster full of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
No Body Knows.
No body nose.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows. No body, nose.
What do you call a cool octopus?
Tenta-cool (tentacle)
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
What's worse than a baby in a trash can?
A trash can in a baby.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His shoulder.
I have some jokes about popcorn.
Nah, they're too corny.
What's bright red and screams when you shake it? A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
Why do only guys have fun? There's only the word "penis" in happiness.
Fruit is like ex-wives.
They both look really good hanging from a tree.
It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
When we were visiting the Hoover Dam, I started to get a bit hungry. I asked my parents, "Where's the dam snack bar?"
What do you call a person with an "a" in their autism?
What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."
Why do leaves change color in the fall?
Because they want to leaf their old color.