Job Jokes

I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job, and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries

I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the twin towers anyway

(To a mexican person) When i first met you I thought you were going to say,My name is enrique i have a job for you.

How did the carpenter do on his interview? He nailed it!

My friends daughter is taking a job in California parking cars. She says she wants to be a valet girl. For sure. For sure.

Why cheetah don’t say goodbye because they are not going to work

I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application, I asked him to show me his skills and experience but he just started diving and asking for pens and tapins, I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.

got fired from the bank yesterday

they caught me drinking on the job

I Lick poo for a living... You?

how come orphans know how to do laundry cause thats usually the moms job

Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator? He was fired from his job because he couldn’t learn the route.

Being unemployed is like watching our president fall over himself on the stairs

there’s no hope.

A teenage girl got a summer job dogsitting for a gigantic English Mastiff. She spent hours with the dog, and walked a little funny when she got home.

"What are you doing all day?"

"Knot a lot."

What makes 9/11 an inside job? Someone started calling it 10/7.

You are recently injured because of your job as a driving instructor so you couldn't go on vacation with your friends. Your friends tell you that they have an Asian pilot. You realize, "They have a -1% survival rate."