Job Jokes

whats another place orphans cant work at besides SC Johnson

The Home Depot.

Today was no fun. A rhino escaped from the zoo and ate two parents. And I lost my job as zookeeper.

I did a good job of being home from school 🏫

I used to work for a company called 69, my friend took over my position.

this isnt an orphan joke but. I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.

I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.

I never knew what my dad's job was. One day, at school, I got a scam phonecall, later, I got another, and another. I finally had enough and answered the phone, but to make an impact I said "Hello?"

My dad answered...

Donald trump Is getting all the perks of 2020. He got covid and lost his job

Did you hear of my new job as a can crusher. Its [SODAPRESSING]

Some moving men had just begun their days work. The first thing they brought into the house was a huge couch. The owner came in and asked how everything was going. They replied, "Sofa so good."

what's the difference between your job and a dead hooker? your job still sucks

Dad: I get to touch animals every day at the zoo. KId: Why? Dad: I clean up animal s hit at a zoo.

I was sitting with my little brother when he was about four-ish. He was starting to really like to identify objects for some reason, so he was showing me his toys. He grabbed his toy Mator truck and then pointed to the wheels, saying, “These are wheels.” I said, “Good job, yes they are.” Then he pointed to the bumper and said, “This is a bumper.” Again, I congratulated him. Then, he grabbed the toy’s wire with the hook at the end and said, “And this is a hooker.” I died laughing.