Jesus

Jesus jokes

If Jesus was real, they wouldn’t call it the crucifixion. They would call it crucifact.

Jesus got rejected. A few years later he died. He came back just to lose his virginity because even Jesus is not a fucking cunt.

Get off this site and go have some sex, you fucking virgins.

Man 1: Why don’t we just put all the debt in the world on one man, then kill him?

Man 2: We tried that once. It started a cult.

When did Jesus die?

On Luan Day hahahahahahahahahahahahaha LOUD HOUSE wink wink.

What is the difference between Jesus and the devil?

When the devil came to Earth, he was the one with the nail gun.

In the movie "Cars 2", there is a priest, which means car Jesus died for the sins of the cars.

If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.

What's the difference between Jesus and a holy whore?

Jesus got pegged against a cross.