West Virginia jokes

Why can’t Jesus be born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.

If there is a divorce in West Virginia, are they still brother and sister?

Question: What do you say to give a woman from West Virginia a "Nice Compliment"?

Answer: You say to her: "NICE TOOTH!"

Why are most West Virginians going to hell?

Their favorite pastimes (inbreeding and bestiality) are an abomination unto the Lord.

What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "You know you wanna." Jill said yes and lifted her dress so they could have some fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.

The sexual shout "Yes Daddy" probably originated in Alabama.

I like my women like I like my wine, twelve years old, in the basement, and locked up.