Why can’t Jesus be born in West Virginia?
Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.
If there is a divorce in West Virginia, are they still brother and sister?
Question: What do you say to give a woman from West Virginia a "Nice Compliment"?
Answer: You say to her: "NICE TOOTH!"
Why are most West Virginians going to hell?
Their favorite pastimes (inbreeding and bestiality) are an abomination unto the Lord.
