West Virginia jokes

Why are most West Virginians going to hell?

Their favorite pastimes (inbreeding and bestiality) are an abomination unto the Lord.

Question: What do you say to give a woman from West Virginia a "Nice Compliment"?

Answer: You say to her: "NICE TOOTH!"

Why can’t Jesus be born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.

If there is a divorce in West Virginia, are they still brother and sister?

Virginia is false advertising. Couldn't find many virgins there.

Where are virgins usually born?

Virginia.