West Virginia jokes
Question: What do you say to give a woman from West Virginia a "Nice Compliment"?
Answer: You say to her: "NICE TOOTH!"
Why are most West Virginians going to hell?
Their favorite pastimes (inbreeding and bestiality) are an abomination unto the Lord.
Why can’t Jesus be born in West Virginia?
Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.
If there is a divorce in West Virginia, are they still brother and sister?
Virginia is false advertising. Couldn't find many virgins there.
Where are virgins usually born?
Virginia.