West Virginia jokes

Why can’t Jesus be born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.

If there is a divorce in West Virginia, are they still brother and sister?

Question: What do you say to give a woman from West Virginia a "Nice Compliment"?

Answer: You say to her: "NICE TOOTH!"

Why are most West Virginians going to hell?

Their favorite pastimes (inbreeding and bestiality) are an abomination unto the Lord.

What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.

The sexual shout "Yes Daddy" probably originated in Alabama.

I like my girls how I like my wine, 12 years locked in the basement.

One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.