West Virginia jokes
Why can’t Jesus be born in West Virginia?
Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.
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If there is a divorce in West Virginia, are they still brother and sister?
Question: What do you say to give a woman from West Virginia a "Nice Compliment"?
Answer: You say to her: "NICE TOOTH!"
Why are most West Virginians going to hell?
Their favorite pastimes (inbreeding and bestiality) are an abomination unto the Lord.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
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I like my girls how I like my wine, 12 years locked in the basement.
What do you call a virgin in Alabama? An orphan.
Virginia is false advertising. Couldn't find many virgins there.