West Virginia jokes
If there is a divorce in West Virginia, are they still brother and sister?
Why can’t Jesus be born in West Virginia?
Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.
Why are most West Virginians going to hell?
Their favorite pastimes (inbreeding and bestiality) are an abomination unto the Lord.
Question: What do you say to give a woman from West Virginia a "Nice Compliment"?
Answer: You say to her: "NICE TOOTH!"
Virginia is false advertising. Couldn't find many virgins there.
Where are virgins usually born?
Virginia.
Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?
Answer: Because IDAHO SUCKS!