Jesus

Jesus jokes

The second coming came and went. Jesus believed he was a Christian; therefore, he could never be himself.

What's better: nailing Jesus or getting nailed?

Depends on who's sucking.

Jesus and Satan are just basically Homer and Flanders. One tries to help the other, only for Satan to just say, "Shut up!"

7 year old Christian: *walks up to atheist menacingly* YoU nEeD sOmE jEsUs SaViNg!

Atheist: You prey to a Jewish zombie and I need saving?

In the Bible, it says Jesus died for our sins, but he came back to life, so what did he sacrifice?

Was it a weekend to wash away our sins?