Jesus lives on a long time line, so he may seem slow to you.
What did one God say to the other?
I will die to be a man.
Why did Jesus create the Devil?
He didn't recognize himself through the time portal.
How did Jesus become self sovern? He screws himself and becomes his own creator.
What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?
They believe their own lies.
What's the difference between the righteous and a sinner?
You decide.
The second coming came and went. Jesus believed he was a Christian, therefore he could never be himself.
Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol.
They say we will have eternal life when Jesus is no longer coming.
Why is Jesus in pieces?
Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.
satan and the devil are alter egos
what's better? nailing jesus or getting nailed? depends on who's sucking.
Jesus and Satan are just basically Homer and Flanders. One tries to help the other, only for Satan to just say, "Shut up!"
7 year old Christian: *walks up to atheist menacingly* YoU nEeD sOmE jEsUs SaViNg! Atheist: you prey to a Jewish zombie and I need saving?
In the bible it says Jesus died for our sins but he came back to life so what did he sacrifice? Was it a weekend to wash away our sins?
Why do people think Jesus is going to come back? He wasn’t nailed to a fucking boomerang!
Like if u love God and jesus
If Jesus was real, they wouldn’t call it the crucifixion. They would call it crucifact.
What kind of car does Jesus drive?
A Christler.
God is fake
