Jealousy jokes

Do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?

I’d pound your mom so fast, even Sonic would get jealous!

Coworker, why is Sara so blue?

Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.

Emos get jealous when their phone dies.

I asked an emo girl, "Do you ever get jealous of your phone when it dies?"

I'm jealous of my LED lights, 'cause they're hanging from the ceiling and I'm not.

Do emo kids get jealous of their phone when it dies?

The girl asks her boyfriend, "Are you jealous of my heart?"

He says, "No."

She says, "Because it's pumping in me and you're not."

My emo friend got jealous when my phone died.

Yo mama so fat, she made Fat Albert jealous!

I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.

"Prince, why that girl, not me! What about me!!!!!!!"

Why are Elmo’s jealous of lights?

Lights are hanging.

My parents raised me as an only child, which really pissed off my sister.

Son: Mom, is it possible to make a strawberry cake for me?

Mom: No, that's impossible.

Son: But it is possible for your secret boyfriend, right?

Mom: No, no, please don't tell your dad. I will make a strawberry cake for you.

Son: Daddy has already tasted your sweet strawberry cake, so because of that, I felt jealous ^_^

Oh, you're jealous now.

I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.

I bet emos get jealous when their phone dies.

I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.

Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.