Jealous jokes
"Prince, why that girl, not me! What about me!!!!!!!"
You're so fake, Barbie was jealous of you!
Why was Josef Vasicek a Stanley Cup champion in 2006?
Because you know who was jealous and he went down in 2020.
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
Yo momma so fake, even Barbie got jealous of her!
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask.
Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.
Tell an emo, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
The girl asks her boyfriend, "Are you jealous of my heart?"
He says, "No."
She says, "Because it's pumping in me and you're not."
Yo momma's so skinny that even Flat Stanley gets jealous!
Trump cut funding for Sesame Street.
I think he's jealous that the characters on Sesame Street can count to 10.
I’d pound your mom so fast, even Sonic would get jealous!
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
I'm jealous of the people who never met you.
How do you make a blind person jealous? You ask if it's a nice day out.
Why did the orphan chase the family? Because he was jealous that he did not have a family.
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
Oh, you're jealous now.
FREE MY ÑIGGA EDP HE INNOCENT ONCE UPON A TIME I WENT OVER TO HIS HOUSE AND HE FARTED SO GAHDAMN MUCH INTO MY MOUTH THAT I STARTED DROOLING A HERSHEY WATERFALL THIS ÑIGGA IS SO SEXY AND I LOVE WHEN HE SITS HIS FAT ASS ON TOP OF ME TYSON U JUST JEALOUS YOU AIN’T GOT NO ONE LIKE BRYANT U RETARDED LOOKING ASS BITCH I DARE YOU TO GET A PARTNER AS LOYAL AND INNOCENT AS EDP FREE MY ÑIGGA BIG HOMIE CHEESE HEAD 474747 HE INNOCENT.
Is your ass jealous of the shit that came out of your fucking mouth?