Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
i told the emo girl that i bet shes jealous of the hanging lights in the gym
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Why is Donald Trump so jealous of Usain Bolt?
Because he successfully finished a race!
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What’s the best part about plowing your cousin?
-It makes your sister jealous
im jealous at me led lights. cause they r hanging from the celling ans im not.
i got jealous of the zebras, sorry i’ll cut it out, i wanted to practice for my med school test
do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?
The bushes outside got jealous after they saw your eyebrows
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, i also got jealous.
I got jealous when my phone dies.
Your forehead is so big Mastermind got jealous
sometimes i get jealous when i see a gravestone
How do you make a blind person jealous you ask if it’s a nice day out
I hate when my class want to play hangman. Not because they hang a man, but because I get jealous
The man was dangling by a string! ... I was jealous the day he died
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Why are emo’s jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
