i told the emo girl that i bet shes jealous of the hanging lights in the gym
What’s the best part about plowing your cousin?
-It makes your sister jealous
do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?
How do you make a blind person jealous you ask if it’s a nice day out
I hate when my class want to play hangman. Not because they hang a man, but because I get jealous
Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask. Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.
Q#why did the emo kid get jealous on xmas?
A#he saw the ordamints hanging
why is Delta jealous? Because Omnicron took the final kill.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
Man I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
I got jealous when my phone died
Why are feminists jealous of men? because men don't have to stand up to piss
Why are heterosexual women jealous of gay men? because gay men can perform fellatio on men better than they can
If a man says you’re ugly, he like you. If a woman says you’re ugly, she’s just jealous. If a child says you’re ugly, well, you’re ugly.
im jealous at me led lights. cause they r hanging from the celling ans im not.
i got jealous of the zebras, sorry i’ll cut it out, i wanted to practice for my med school test
The bushes outside got jealous after they saw your eyebrows
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, i also got jealous.
Your forehead is so big Mastermind got jealous
sometimes i get jealous when i see a gravestone
