Envy

Envy Jokes

Race

Why is Donald Trump so jealous of Usain Bolt?

Because he successfully finished a race!

Stripper

Dating a stripper is like eating a bag of chips in class.

Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down inside they want some too.

Emo

I was gonna walk up to an emo and say, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"

Heart

I'm jealous of your heart because it's pumping in you and I'm not.

Jealousy

I'm jealous of my LED lights, 'cause they're hanging from the ceiling and I'm not.

Zebra

I got jealous of the zebras. Sorry, I’ll cut it out. I wanted to practice for my med school test.

Line

Do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?

Hangman

I hate when my class want to play hangman. Not because they hang a man, but because I get jealous.

Man

The man was dangling by a string!

I was jealous the day he died.