Dating a striper is like eating a bag of chips in class.
Everyone looks at you in disgust. But deep down inside they want some too.
I was gonna walk up to a emo and say do you get jealous when your phone dies
im jelus of ur heart cause its pumping in u and im not
im jealous at me led lights. cause they r hanging from the celling ans im not.
do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?
The bushes outside got jealous after they saw your eyebrows
sometimes i get jealous when i see a gravestone
What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?
Peanut Butter n Jealousy! 😂
I hate when my class want to play hangman. Not because they hang a man, but because I get jealous
The man was dangling by a string! ... I was jealous the day he died
Why are emo’s jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
I Bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper
Why are Elmo’s jealous of lights?
Lights are hanging.
Why was the emo jealous of the orange
It came precut
Sometimes I am happy and there are times I envy my dog 🤧
There was a fancy dress party the theme was emotions. one guy came dressed in green and he was envy, another person came dressed in red and she was anger another guy came dressed in blue and he was sadness. Two indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear said he was deep in dispear, the other indian came with his d*** in custard and he said he was f***ing dicustard
Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick Whites hairline envied yours
